An open letter to Rolling Stone by Joan Jett
I tried to find some cleverly worded way to express my disgust with your
"Women in Rock" issue, but what I have to say is really quite simple: You
guys are completely retarded.
By Rolling Stone standards, Rock is no longer a style of music but a trendy
costume to
be whipped up by expensive stylists and slapped onto the latest pop tart
barbie doll. Give a girl some tight pants and a spiky bracelet and POOF! She
ROCKS!
Your poor choice of cover girls and featured artists brings to mind the
Sports Illustrated swimsuit editions. There is nothing necessarily wrong
with the breast-baring models inside...but we all understand that they
have NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS--Which just might be offensive to women
who are interested in sports or who might even be (gasp) real athletes.
Yes, Britney has a talented stylist and yes, somebody gave Shakira a Guns
& Roses t-shirt to wear...but they ARE NOT NOW NOR WILL THEY EVER BE
ROCK.
Maybe it's naive of me to expect any glimmer of rock'n'roll credibility
OR respect for women from a magazine whose cover shot is regularly a
naked underweight actress. The thing is, I AM a woman musician with a
rock band, and as we all are, I am STARVED for any little crumb of
recognition that real women rockers might be thrown. So like a sucker I
find myself short another five bucks...and pissed enough to write my
first letter to an editor. Avril Lavigne gets some studded accessories
from Hot Topic so now she's "upholding the brazen tradition of teenage
outrage"???!! Are you SERIOUS? And could someone please explain to me why
people keep insisting on referring to PINK as rock? Wasn't she doing the
white girl hip hop thing a minute ago? Yeah, she performed on the
Aerosmith tribute show --big deal..she was on the Janet Jackson tribute
show just before that--Whatever's trendy. WHO CARES. She's a Spice Girl
reject...but I digress.
Jewel and Mandy friggin' Moore have full page features as Rock
Icons...Meanwhile Joan Jett gets one line. ONE LINE. Joan Jett & the
Blackhearts, who have never stopped touring, recently did 10 days in the
Middle East playing for the troops stationed in Afghanistan. In
AFGHANISTAN, Joan would come onstage wearing a birkha, which she ripped
off and stomped on before blazing through the purest and nastiest rock
show ANYWHERE. But even in the RS WOMEN IN ROCK issue, a story like that
gets ONE SENTENCE on the bottom of the last page of Random Notes.
Britney's Rock credentials? Well, she butchers the song "I Love
Rock'n'Roll" on her latest record, and when asked about it the genius
replies "Well, I've always loved Pat Benatar." And SHE is your Rock issue
cover girl?? You should be REALLY embarrassed.
Sleater Kinney was the only rock group listed on the cover...and they got
only half a page. Ashanti, the r&b back up singer who can't seem to do
anything without "featuring Jah Rule," has two pages.
What about the Donnas? The Yeah Yeah Yeahs? The Distillers? A mag like RS
has the power to shine important light on groups like these-- instead
they are afterthoughts, and that valuable spotlight is wasted on the same
overexposed pop princesses WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ROCK.
In your own letter from the editor you have the hypocritical balls to say
"rock radio won't touch female artists, while the pop factory keeps
churning out soundalike clones, and ambitious musicians with something to
say find themselves left out in the cold."
The pages that follow those words are a blatant display that Rolling
Stone magazine is happily working for the factory now too.
If the issue had been called "Women in Music"...or maybe "Some Cute Girls
with Top 10 Records out Right Now"..I would have no beef with it. Corny
as it may sound, ROCK is something which is still meaningful and even
sacred to some of us. Use the word "rock" in bold letters next to a
picture of Britney Fucking Spears, and you're turning your whole
publication into a joke...and an offensive joke at that.
-Joan Jett
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Jen