<SNIP>
The crowd cheered when Sting, nattily dressed in scuffed cognac-color boots,
pinstripe pants and a shirt unbuttoned to expose a tuft of chest hair, strode
onstage. "This is my first book signing," he said as camera flashes erupted.
A man in the audience replied, "Don't worry, we'll be gentle."
<SNIP>
Sting, Sting, Sting, you know that's just not true.