I apologize if this was taken to be cynical. I only meant to be sarcastic. However, rumors abound of the following conversation: DURAN DUAN: "You must be kidding, you want 75%?" MILES: "Look Simon, I don't want to get heavy with you, but you're actually heavier than the entire table." DURAN DURAN: "Get this jerk outta here." Stephen S. Sayad