I apologize if this was taken to be cynical.  I only meant to be sarcastic.  However, rumors abound of the following conversation:
 
DURAN DUAN: "You must be kidding, you want 75%?"
 
MILES: "Look Simon, I don't want to get heavy with you, but you're actually heavier than the entire table."
 
DURAN DURAN: "Get this jerk outta here."
 
 
Stephen S. Sayad