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I'm back!!!
by Mike Armistead 12 May '04

12 May '04

Tabitha, I've tried to get my animals (pet squirrel, racoon, border collie, billy goat and a duck) to listen to Police records and the latest Sting cd. They don't seem to react to the music. Even after repeated beatings, near strangulation, and burning them with a blow torch, they still don't seem to appreciate the fine music that the fabulous three generated back in the day. I've duct taped the duck's bill together, and have put the squirrel in the microwave (to get his attention) and still no luck!? What gives? Can you tell the list how I might get these animals to listen and appreciate music? Maybe if I gave them the same drugs that you happen to be on, then things might be better. I can't wait too hear from you about this, because the racoon seems to have difficulty breathing in the Hefty (c) trash bag. mike

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Re: [Police] I'm back!!!
by Stingfan222＠aol.com 12 May '04

12 May '04

Aw shucks, does that mean I have to take the cats off the fan? It was kind of fun watching them spin around. Michelle in TX. bye. In a message dated 5/11/04 8:00:08 PM, caretalk_10(a)hotmail.com writes: > I'm back and I'm disappointed in all of the hostility. To think of it - > me, > the leader of the fan club! Many of you will be punished for your > transgressions and I'm afraid that I've collected some of the more brash > emails - especially from the europeans - to give to Gordon. He is quite > disappointed. > > Did I mention I am the leader of caretalk? I hope that you are kind to your > domestic animals. How would you like it if you were enslaved? I am a > world-wide recongized leader in the fight for animal rights. Which is of > course how Sting and I met. > > Again, some of you will pay. Gordon agrees! >

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Re : I am God
by Sting . 11 May '04

11 May '04

>>>>>> Hello, this is God. Please, stop giving answers to Caretalk e-mail, otherwise you just let her/him/whatthefuckis play the game. It's funny for a few e-mails, but then it goes on forever; just ignore and that's all. And Tabatha...you know me, you know what I can do against you, right???...save your computer this time.... Please, Police and Sting fans, do not leave this mailing list just because of the massive number of e-mails coming from Tabafuck, otherwise you just do her game. For every message coming from CareTalk, please, cancel them before reading. Ciao ciao God >>>>>> God- This is Sting. I know that, being God, you know this already, but you don't need to worry about Tabatha's emails clogging up the list any more. I believe that she has lost her posting priviliges here, and/or her AOL account. We weren't going to put up with the drivel that she was spewing out for long. Oh, and I sicced Stewart on her, too. Nice talking to you again, -Sting _________________________________________________________________ Watch LIVE baseball games on your computer with MLB.TV, included with MSN Premium! http://join.msn.com/?page=features/mlb&pgmarket=en-us/go/onm00200439ave/dir…

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Really RUDE Dude !!!
by CareTalk＠aol.com 11 May '04

11 May '04

http://www.drummerworld.com/drummers/Stewart_Copeland.html Love this one. Sincerely, Tabatha

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The loss of a mangey pet...
by Mike Armistead 11 May '04

11 May '04

*frummmmph* I know what you mean. A silent tear has issued forth in recollecting the all too short lived movement to incorporate The Police and Animal Rights. I think I'll go and kick my dog......... I'm bored. M.

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the loss of a mangey pet
by Jason Sheldon 11 May '04

11 May '04

*sigh* I don't know what it is, but for some reason, I sense my life lacks purpose now. I'm bored. J.

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Re: [Police] TABATHA ANN WHEELER
by Captken3＠aol.com 11 May '04

11 May '04

"She claims to be an Internationally recognized one anyway... ... more like an internationally renowned utter nutmeg if you ask me." Remember, it's all dependent on which planet she's referring to. By the same token, Charles Manson was an internationally recognized musician.

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Re: [Police] TABATHA ANN WHEELER
by Captken3＠aol.com 11 May '04

11 May '04

The best part is at the bottom of her homepage, where she has this "People of the Earth, we have come for your horses" vibe. http://members.aol.com/caretalk/ Tabatha is one busy gal. Her first post on this site http://groups.yahoo.com/group/animalabusesignatures/messages/121 was on Oct 22, so I'm placing the brain injury around late September. Oh, and if you have the patience to dig through the posts, you'll learn stuff like: - her favorite Elvis song (I Can't Help Falling in Love With You) - who holds honorary chairs, and are international spokepersons for her organization (all three members of the Police, Greg Evigan, and Leonardo DiCaprio) - her favorite show growing up ("CHiPs") - how she rates George Clooney (a perfect 10) - who she resembles (Greg Evigan's wife. Of course, considering how her past emails read, she could potentially be referring his either his chimp companion from "BJ and the Bear", or Paul Reiser from "My Two Dads". Apparently she has much love for "BJ and the Bear", so she might be projecting herself in the monkey's role. "BJ and the UnBearable", maybe. Which is ironic, her being an (ahem) animal right activist and loving a show about a grown man raising a chimp on his own in a semi cab, and forcing him to wear Garanimals). It's like Psycho Tiger Beat. Ken - Christ, I'm starting to sound like her....

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Re: [Police] TABATHA ANN WHEELER
by Captken3＠aol.com 11 May '04

11 May '04

"...Ken, Thighmaster..." Hm, I'm starting to like the sound of that. Now say it breathy. More panting! Now put this wig on!! Er, uh... ;)

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Re: [Police] TABATHA ANN WHEELER
by Teri Kronberg 11 May '04

11 May '04

>It's like Psycho Tiger Beat. >Christ, I'm starting to sound like her.... That's okay. Ken, Thighmaster, you're funny as hell, LOL! Teri (who missed my opportunity to tell Tabatha that I always referred to Gordon by his middle name--and whether she knew it). :D ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the Internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the Web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today!

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