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Hi Stewart
by CareTalk＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

Who is this "Groden" person on this list ? Sincerely, Tabatha

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Re : SOS
by Sting . 10 May '04

10 May '04

>>>>> No, Gordon Sumner's birth name is Gordon Sumner, so we have it all covered just fine. Sincerely, Tabatha >>>>> Tabatha - Again, you've got it wrong. My name is Sting. Not Gordon. You will not impress people, or make them think that you somehow secretly know me personally by constantly refering to me as "Gordon." And again, please stop acting as if you somehow represent me, the police, or even Andy or Stewart. I ask this for your own good. If you think that the people on this list become angry with you about the drivel that you're spewing out, then you really, REALLY, don't need Stewart mad at you. Trust me. In fact, I may just go ring he and Andy up and tell them about all this. It's fun what you discover about yourself on the internet while you're home sick with laryngitis! -Sting _________________________________________________________________ Watch LIVE baseball games on your computer with MLB.TV, included with MSN Premium! http://join.msn.com/?page=features/mlb&pgmarket=en-us/go/onm00200439ave/dir…

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The Official Police Museum
by CareTalk＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

We need to all be on the look-out for any peice of Art-I-Facts we can compile to be placed in our Official Police Museum. Of course we can have a complete tour portal online for people to view it virtually all across the world, like what is allowed at Elvis's house. Police Cam Sincerely, Tabatha I hope everyone saved their concert tickets, because they are indeed worth something. You know The Police are the only concert tickets I have ever purchased in my life. I was just a little teenager then.

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Re : SOS
by CareTalk＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

No, Gordon Sumner's birth name is Gordon Sumner, so we have it all covered just fine. Sincerely, Tabatha

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SOS
by CareTalk＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

Actually you are right, the name of the song was changed to Message in A Bottle for public Release, along with the decision to take away the second x in the song Roxanne. Thank You Mr. Sting Man Glad you aren't a part of our Official Plans. We don't allow fake names to be publicly represented, due to our Anti-Pornography clauses. Sincerely, Tabatha

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And I am the King of Spain!
by Captken3＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

"As you all probably guessed I want the website to be completely A-Z, covering The Police in the best manner possible....To begin with, we need someone to be designated as our Music Master... The second step of our beginning is to found a Picture Master..." This is fun. It's like playing cowboys and indians led by a bossy, under-medicated Tourette's patient with internet access and a world-view. We're also going to need a Dungeon Master, and a Key Master, for our late-night keggers. I'd also like to take a moment and nominate myself as Thigh Master. Ladies? :) Oh, and free Kool-Aid in the back! Ken -

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Re: [Police] Michelle's Role
by Stingfan222＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

I got, it ... it's really Sting... (er, Gordon). He is so bored since he has laryngitis, he thought he'd stir something up on our list. Get well soon, hon. There's only so much chest pain I can take! Michelle In a message dated 5/10/04 2:23:15 PM, CareTalk(a)aol.com writes: > I think we need to designated Michelle to be over our : Critic's Page > > > That way if any smart elics are visiting our website, she can handle them. > > > Sincerely, > Tabatha > >

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Re: Michelle's Role
by Sting . 10 May '04

10 May '04

>>><CareTalk(a)aol.com> 05/10/04 02:48PM >>> I think we need to designated Michelle to be over our : Critic's Page That way if any smart elics are visiting our website, she can handle them. Sincerely, Tabatha >>>> Tabatha, Darling (the dialectical form of the word is spelled "darlin'," with an apostrophe): You have also managed to mis-spell the word "alec" in the above e-mail. As you may remember, I was a teacher back in Newcastle during the time that I played with Last Exit and other local groups, before I joined Stewart's little band. I really must ask you to stop pretending to represent me, or anything "official" to do with the Police. Especially if you are unable to spell, (including my given name) or use correct grammar. Among other things: I prefer to be called "Sting" not Gordon, and certainly not "Grodon," whatever that is. My wife calls me Sting, my children call me Sting, and it is how I refer to myself. Trudie is not my ex-wife, she is my wife. The lyrics to the song "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da," are just that, not "Da do do do, Da da da da." The lyric to "King of Pain" is "There's a little black spot on the sun today, it's the same old thing as yesterday," not "There is a little black spot on the sun today, It's the same ole one as yesterday." There is no Police song called "SOS." And last, but not least, there is no "Official" (i.e. sanctioned by Stewart, Andy, and myself) Police organization that is in any way affiliated with your "Care Talk, Inc." In short: Knock it off. Please. -Sting _________________________________________________________________ FREE pop-up blocking with the new MSN Toolbar get it now! http://toolbar.msn.com/go/onm00200415ave/direct/01/

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Re: [Police] In The Beginning
by Stingfan222＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

OK, the gig's up, this is really Stewart, right? Listmaster, where are you? Michelle In a message dated 5/10/04 1:47:17 PM, CareTalk(a)aol.com writes: > As you all probably guessed I want the website to be completely A-Z, > covering The Police in the best manner possible. > > > To begin with, we need someone to be designated as our Music Master. > > This person would need to compile a complete list A-Z of every song ever > written, recorded, and released from The Police. > > Of course we would have all 3 catagories, due to many of the songs written > not being released. > > Our Music Master will not be working completely alone on this project, > because the list compiled would need to be released right here for everyone to > look over, to check for anything that may have been accidently left out. > > Our Music Master will need to be the person in charge over that section on > the website, because they will know each section by heart. > > > > > The second step of our beginning is to found a Picture Master who can be > working on capturing pictures from the beginning to keep adding to the website. > > We will definitely need a picture for each of the 3 catagories from each > listing that coinsides with the work compiled from the Music Master. > > > > > As for my thoughts on Membership, I want us to make a planned page that > breaks those prices down into yearly, decades, and lifetime costs. > > > We would need to adjust the costs fairly, and my ideas are to make the funds > derived split into 2 divisions. > > > One division would go over to the boys, as a Thank You for letting us use > their pictures, music, and likeness, while the other division would go into The > Official Police Fund, which would allow us to spend the money on helping > save the world. > > > It would be kind of like a foundation, in which we chose where we are going > to spend our money the wisest. > > > For example, on Christmas Day we may want to have a world toy drive to help > make sure every child has a gift for Christmas, we may decide to plant some > trees in the rain forest to help the ozone layer, or we may even use the fund > for all of us to meet in a particular city to address our concerns to > congress. > > > No matter what we choose to do with that portion of the derived funds, we > will be establishing ourselves as an Organization who helps make a difference > worldwide letting people know we care, all in the name of our favorite band of > all time. > > > I trust in ya'll to help make this dream come true, because you people have > been here along time, and there is no one better to make it become a reality > than ya'll. > > > We will want a big merchandise room, so that we can make alot of funds to > help better things. > > > Thank You > > > Sincerely, > Tabatha > >

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Re : Michelle's Role
by CareTalk＠aol.com 10 May '04

10 May '04

I mis-spelled the word designate just for you Darlin. Sincerely, Tabatha

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