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re: Rachel
by Alan 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

Rachel hates me. I think it's because I have so little chest hair and "too many muscles." It might be "size fear" but the restraining order keeps me from asking. www.psychicreform.com Change your mind. "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." -- George Bush

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RE: [Orb] OK, who sent me the big black dildo
by Highest Shamen Denominator 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

>From: "aunty" <thrash(a)justablip.co.uk> >Subject: RE: [Orb] OK, who sent me the big black dildo >Date: Tue, 30 Sep 2003 10:35:24 +0100 > >Nobodies going to I find out who it is.... >Aren't there bits of fluff on there ??? >Has that been used ?? >Who had a big enough orifice for that I wonder?? >Yes, I'll fill you in on gay sex later... >Bend over and ill fill you in heheh >ahem I poured over the archives and found this snippet... hmmmmm TEDDY RUKSPIN cynicam at hotmail.com Sat Sep 27 10:52:47 MDT 2003 >From: "aunty" <thrash at justablip.co.uk> >Mr rukspin is so funny >Hes great.. >That's not the thought though >-- > > )) > (( > c[_] bLiP > > www.justablip.co.uk It will be the bad thought cuz I just got the cheap digital camera/phone P.O.S. and an attachmnt w/Mr Lumpy, the afformentioned double-dong, givin Rich James the dickin he finally deserves. entitled "one lump or two" oh and you see the words Mr Lumpy worn off... thats from normal everyday usage, he was only involved in a sexual encounter once... and that was an accident. I'm not a friggin sicko bOB (thats not fuzzy's that's white out letters stating "Mr Lumpy" lol Matt/ted/hydrallus/chief/paco/stiffler/freshman/bOB/newguy _________________________________________________________________

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Rachel Fantasy Sequence (for me or her?)
by TEDDY RUKSPIN 30 Sep '03

30 Sep '03

So Rachel, Thats your discog? Wow, beauty and knowledge.. hmmmm Are you single? If you can get past my man tits I'd make a great mate. When you were goin to London and said you were gonna unsubscribe cuz of the "noisy chatter" on here I thought you were kinda bitchy... but turns out you are a cool (attractive? me thinks) orbette. We can get married in the church of the KLF w/ Deacon Weston presiding over the ceremony. The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu our best men... The bridesmaids decked out in Cydonia Pyramid headress... Youth and Fehlman ..ushers. I've hired the sheep from KLF chillout and the Seal from Cydonia to line up as we make our grand entrance, lined w/ orb shaped bird feeders (gotta please the PETA folks, plus it'll attract some pigeons, ( I can't afford white doves). Alex is on spliff detail... and maybe he can make his green ginger gelato. See if we can get Kruder & Dorfmeister to make their famous, G-Stoned Caesar salad. A System 7 Tiered cake. It will be a decadent affair, you are all invited (RSVP to orb(a)mailman.xmission.com) Hell we'll even throw the tits on the yahoo list... allowing them to bartend (some1 is gonna hafta show them how to tap the Icehouse kegs). Hughes gets too drunk to be allowed to the wedding. So everything is set, every detail attended too. Except "our song." What's that you say Rachel? You want it to be PWEI "The Globe?" 1st of all its a lil homo-erotic (not that there's anything wrong w/that, hell lets have Thrash teach us how to incorperate gay sex into our lovemaking), but that song tops out at over 10 min, i can't dance that long. Save it for the dollar dance sweetie. Sides' I always was impartial to Lisa Stanfield "Time To Make You Mine," which is relevent. Look Rachel, I don't think this is gonna work out. I'm sorry to tell you in a public forum like this... but It just doesnt seem right. Its not me... its you... wait I mean other way around. Anyway, the courtship was tedious, seeing as how you are in San Fran and I'm in Wisconsin. Don't worry, We can share custody of Mr Lumpy. And we still can be friends can't we Rachel? Matt _________________________________________________________________ Instant message during games with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com

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[Orb] Kraut Rock/ Can/ Ash Ra Tempel/ Up late downloading and fuckin angry stateside
by Highest Shamen Denominator 29 Sep '03

29 Sep '03

Minneapolis, whilst no longer the cocaine/ disco hotbead of the past, does occasionally have its moments of glory. I noticed that some1 referenced MST3k, conceived and filmed in our own Energy Park by a young Joel Hodgson (hadta get the rabit ears for that). Also some good local shite I have been trying to not download and get into (Haley Bonar, Wookie Foot, Greezy Meal). The last of which, Greezy Meal, broke up right b4 I turned 21. They are a funk/soul outfit featuring Tommy Barbarella from Prince's old New Pow Gen band. (you may have heard of Prince, at least from Wendy and Lisa Orb mix (which i sorta like, sometimes) he wrkd w/them once (and you may know him from the Dire Straits cencored "money for nothing mix"). Anyhow they reformed and we went to kech em' at a local club back in like May. I'll be goddammed if Prince didnt show up and was seen rockin & dancin above the stairs I was manning. That short little faggot w/the earing and the make-up ran right by, so close I could smell the herecy and patchouli. Apparently its no biggy for hardcore locals. It would be like Elton John showing up in a pub in full regale flogging a stable boy for ya'll. So this Sound Unseen thing is going on this week (rare films about music) featuring Tron re-visited <you likes or no? I missed it on Fri :( > I think they rework the score live to the film or somethin. Tonite, starting about 45 minutes ago was Can: The documentary. Now all I know about Can is the Hallelua Orb mix I once heard on the old TheOrb.com site. Isnt it like hitler esque rants and shit? I dunno much about Kraut-rock, but allmusic.com cross-recommended this Ash Ra Tempel from Plaid?, which looks interesting, havent heard any of it (two 20 min songs, like Discreet Music). Should I have gone? I know there's like Shit n' Shinola, Rava Shankar, also... I'm intrigued by the Mutiny: The Japanese Invasion of British music. I dislike punk but love the lore and books so 'Iggy Pop Live from the A Avenue B' or 'Hey Is Dee Dee Home' look interesing. Please check this shit out and recommend anything you can. It runs through sunday, some reruns, but NO FUCKING TRON! http://www.soundunseen.com/2003/index2.htm Now Playing: Your fucking Vsnares "Doormouse" .... gonna clip out my cheap rockford punch 250. On Next DMX Krew "Honey" I will carve Kris Weston on my fleshy-fun-bridge w/a sprinkler key b4 I ever fucking have this up next, goddam I am gonna jack off and yell "MOM" real loud and see how quick I can finish you... BOLLOCKS I am seriously mad you recommended it... Mika Nakashima, you fucking poof, may as well dumped Cheryy7up in my bong... and I love anime too. but holy, fuck a deaf girl, hell man? song "will" gey Matt Mantastic p.s. hey rachel, i miss ya girl... I'm in love girl _________________________________________________________________ Instant message during games with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com

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From a distance (Master Blaster mix)
by derrien＠club-internet.fr 29 Sep '03

29 Sep '03

Thanks to Rachel's excellent Orb discography, I discovered that there was a 12" Japanese promo with a remix from Thomas Fehlmann. WHO HAS IT ? :) Is it any good ? Really different ? JCFromParis

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[Orb] music robert palmer hillage plaid lemon jelly lenny kravitz pink floyd janis joplin beatles... oh, not really... maybe some orb?
by Alan 29 Sep '03

29 Sep '03

Sorry to blast the list with posts to old posts but... Terrence Mckenna: I love reading his stuff. Anyone who will INJECT thousands of micrograms of acid AND large quantities of Ketamin, and then go into an isolation tank for fifteen or more hours is either more advanced than us or a nutjob. You decide. I drove down to my parents' house for an early birthday supper and listened to a bunch of stuff I downloaded from Thrash's House of Poop (as I've named his server). This included some killer shit by Lemon Jelly and a ton of stuff from Plaid and some DJ Food. Tom Dissevelt is one artist (from 1957) that is mind boggling. There is one cut that sounds like Aphex Twin through a big, distorted reverb right at the beginning. Really out there, man. So thanks, Kwissy, for the sounds. It's four hours each way so I just ran out the cd-r of mp3s as I got back. Psychic TV is very variable. Allegory and Self is kind of done in the style of a pop album. All the songs are very short and done with a band. It's not incredible but several of the songs are extremely good. Lenny Kravitz: I fucking hate him. He is so derivative it makes me want to fucking PUKE. He's also a stinky little fucker. Steve Hillage was not the first person to use heavy delay at the end of his guitar fx. David Gilmour was doing it. Robert Fripp was doing it. Tony Levin was doing it (ok, different guitar but...). The thing is to find a good enough drummer to allow you to play guitar with a delay like that. It's tough especially if it's not a single slapback. Robert Palmer RIP -- A little note to all you aging rock and rollers: When they say "heart attack" when they're in their early fifties it usually means "too much cocaine." That shit's hard on your heart so get started stopping today! Your birthday present to me can be your purchase of my dark ambient album "Dream It Was Crazy" from my website below. Soon to include a cd-r of mp3s!!! www.psychicreform.com Change your mind. "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." -- George Bush

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RE: [Orb] prog rock
by Tim C 28 Sep '03

28 Sep '03

>"C'mon, Geddy Lee....greatest bass player ever!" That was a quote from >Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Orgasmo...... LOL! Great movie. "Well, is Geddy Lee there?" - MST3K, Girls Town >I think american prog rock was watered down compared to the european stuff. There was American prog rock? T _________________________________________________________________ Help protect your PC. Get a FREE computer virus scan online from McAfee. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963

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Re: [Orb] prog rock
by Tim C 28 Sep '03

28 Sep '03

><< I was recently lamenting the absence of stupid, overblown crap like Styx >or ELP or Rush. >> > >"absence"? i know that Rush just released a live show (SARSstock in >Toronoto earlier this year) in MP3 on their website. [NOTE: i did not >download this, but the Film Critic for my site is a huge Rush fan, and he >was going on about it....] Rush's DVD of the Rio concert will be released soon as well. Saw show in SF - it was ok, but too much old/slow stuff. After such a great/strong album (I rate Vapor Trails even with Moving Pictures as my favorites from them, with Power Windows a current 2nd - changes w/what I'm into at moment), it was disappointing that they did not do more of the material from it on tour. ><< Does anyone here like Psychic TV? >> > >they have such a wide variety of stuff out there -- some of it great, some >tedious. i like some of it... Yup. A lot of it REALLY BAD. ><< I'm one of those people that really loved Towards Thee Infinite Beat. >> > >i'm there with you on that one. great album. Helll, yes. Peak Hour is also a great one. T _________________________________________________________________ High-speed Internet access as low as $29.95/month (depending on the local service providers in your area). Click here. https://broadband.msn.com

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re: Flaming Lips
by Alan 27 Sep '03

27 Sep '03

Go see them perform or go to a performance of any of their pieces. I saw them a couple of times and it was either serenely bizarre or so loud the PA was clipping. They seriously overdrove the PA at Jimmy's in New Orleans. I think they were trying to destroy it since Jimmy's pretty much an asshole. They had two monster disco balls (I mean huge) on either side of the stage with shitloads of smoke and only bright, white spots on the balls. It was overwhelming. Actually it sounded best from about a half a block away in the street. Killer. www.psychicreform.com Change your mind. "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." -- George Bush

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OT Robert Palmer
by derrien＠club-internet.fr 27 Sep '03

27 Sep '03

Looking for clues, what a great track ! AFAIR, Andy Hughes worked with Robert Palmer circa 1999-2000, but I never found on which tracks. JCFromParis On now : Afro Celt Sound System - Release (MAW Main Mix)

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