April 2003 - Orb - mailman.xmission.com

Fwd: Get the Iraq Most Wanted Deck of Cards
by Ben May 19 Apr '03

19 Apr '03

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RE: [Orb]
by Stephen.Gilbert＠akerkvaerner.com 19 Apr '03

19 Apr '03

Britain is actually England and Wales Great Britain is England and Wales WITH Scotland (So does Scotland make britain GREAT ??) UK is Great Britain and N.Ireland possibly with Shetlands and Orkney...but not forgetting Isle of Wright. It does get worse, but then I might confuse the US completely -----Original Message----- From: Chris Morgan [mailto:cm@mihalis.net] Sent: Friday, April 18, 2003 3:26 PM To: orb(a)mailman.xmission.com Cc: orb(a)mailman.xmission.com Subject: Re: [Orb] > Also we think of England and Scotland as being "Great Britain." > The British Isles contains the UK and Ireland (Eire) plus some weird bits like Rockall, Channel Islands, the Isle of Man etc. The UK is the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland Britain is England, Scotland and Wales. Who could ever get confused? :) -- Chris Morgan <cm at mihalis.net> http://www.mihalis.net Temp sig. - Enquire within _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb

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on topic thrash gig on acid
by Corbett De Rush 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

i recon thrash does a gig - with some of us lot DJ 'ing orb stuff and >alike- we invite people off the list to a ticket by order only event sold >off this list by someone on here - thats good at adding up! - we can then >trip in peace of mind knowing everyone is friendly - we record the event - >i >could even do a post production surround mix - even live to enhance the >trip >! - of course non tripers can come along ! they can look after us hehe! we >cant just sit here typing all our lives waiting for alex to do a gig >nearby! >lets get sumthing going here!!!! If only you could all come to the states :( no no no y'all should come to Edmonton I says!!! _________________________________________________________________ Protect your PC - get McAfee.com VirusScan Online http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963

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orb travel club
by Bbbrooo＠aol.com 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

A bit disappointed that no-one came up with a brilliant solution to getting the government into Israeli/Palestinian peace talks straight away, pity.......anyway, better take this chance to post my magic moments before the memories of drugs fully take hold....... * I have a couple: When I first heard the orb on BBC world service (john peel I think - 93/94) I thought they were crap. In retrospect with the shortwave signal phasing and station crossover, wish I'd recorded it. Anyway, a year later (95/96): had a pretty bad job, with alot of travel (chromatography/oil and geothermal industry) and I was sent for a few days to work on an oil-rig in central Venezuala. 3 hours drive south from the nearest small town, through the jungle (northern amazon) on a major potholed tar (but mostly dirt) road. Pretty wiped out from jet lag and wanted to get out of there as soon as I could (basic conditions, 99% humidity, cockroaches bigger than your hand, etc), so (alone) worked in the aircondition equipment trailer through the night. One of the crew (a Brit) had a good selection of CD's, so systematically started playing them. Put "Adventures" on and by "AHEG" was subconsciously transported away. Leaving the trailer for a leak, I stood on a ridge at the edge of this great jungle valley looking across at a river, giant cloud plumes and constant lightening (apparently the lightening NEVER stops there - very strange). There I was staring at this weird distant flashing across the jungle night sky, but mentally back in my childhood on a beach in the South Devon countryside (UK), and this was without the aid of anything.........I was hooked. If the absence of chemicals could produce this, what could be achieved with them - I spent the summer attempting to find out............. ............the next 6 months were spent rapidly catching up on the sounds I'd missed (not just orb). A couple of times I took all the engineers (who worked for me) up on the roof of the company building, to demonstrate my latest orb (&erb) discovery..... my days were numbered.......then I heard......Satellite Seranade...... with Attenborough describing the place I had first understood the orb: dirt road, saloon bar, brothel, store, I was just blown away. It was like some crazy sign, (I was pretty screwed up at this point) so quit my job to pursue the true meaning of these signs! My resignation letter read: "if you need me, we are at the Maui Sunset hotel". Starting that summer of "orb love", I have developed a hobby of taking short trips to interesting places, see/learn about the place/meet the locals, then in the late evening listen to the orb, get some mental stimulant and watch the sunset, then the night sky (occasionally with the wife, but she's not such an orb or travel fan), eg: himalayan rooftops, tropical beaches, solar eclipses, inca, meteora, easter island ruins, mountain peaks, celtic burial grounds, etc,.... ........................... that summer I rolled under the wire (seem to do this alot) surrounding a ("closed to the public") Norman castle on the south east coast of England and watched the sunset, listened to plateau and sat with wild rabbits as slug dub came on........ totally freaky, ......with intertwining memories, this hobby keeps me sane in an otherwise crazy world, you should try it!.................. thanks for listening... have a peaceful weekend cheers... bbroo

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Ziggy and Smiley it's not too late!
by Bbbrooo＠aol.com 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

Ziggy and Smiley it's not too late! Orbland Security is still trying to wring out the last few Magic Orb Moments from lurkers??

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RE: [Orb] Orb - Are You Experienced?
by Rob_King 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

OK, I'm surprised no one has said it yet, but: Estranged wives are always a pain in the neck. (sorry, I couldn't resist!) -----Original Message----- From: Chris Dawson [mailto:dcdawson@bellsouth.net] Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2003 1:50 PM To: What were the skies like when you were young? Subject: RE: [Orb] Orb - Are You Experienced? "by my estranged wife" -----Original Message----- From: orb-bounces(a)mailman.xmission.com [mailto:orb-bounces@mailman.xmission.com]On Behalf Of john bennett Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2003 1:45 PM To: What were the skies like when you were young? Subject: Re: [Orb] Orb - Are You Experienced? bloody eck yeh that message about being stabed in the neck! did you find out what complete **** that did it ??? tell us about it ! was it just sum insane burgler?? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Anthony L. Bryan" <albryan(a)attbi.com> To: "'What were the skies like when you were young?'" <orb(a)mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2003 5:28 PM Subject: RE: [Orb] Orb - Are You Experienced? > > Back in November of 1992 if was stabbed in my neck while I > > was sleeping by my estranged wife who I was in the process of > > divorcing. I lost nearly six pints of blood in less than 20 > > minutes. > > > > Sorry this was so long and hopefully didn't bore to death > > anybody who read the whole thing. > > most stories that begin like that you don't have to worry! glad you > survived. anyone else holding back any great stories like that??? > > ant > > > _______________________________________________ > Orb mailing list > Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com > http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb

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Re: [Orb] the perversion
by Ben May 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

>Well.... > >Back in 97 I gave my girlfriend 39 mins of oral sex to Blue Room. After >she >admitted the music added to the experience. Whassa matta? Couldn't hold out for the full 40 minutes? :) _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: smart spam protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail

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those BOB shirts
by -> rachel 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

since i know quite a few people were asking, i thought i'd pass on this spam. (i'm no way affiliated with these folks - i just get quite a bit of random orb spam because of the discog) sizes are pretty limited (especially if, say, you're a girl and you were hoping for smaller ones so it doesn't look like you're wearing a dress) but its better than nothing, right? =) rachel Begin forwarded message: > For limited period we are offering the range of Orb merchandise at a > reduced price. The full range is on offer for 10GBP ($15) per item > > In order to check out the full range of Orb t-shirts available please > click > on the link below. > > http://www.bsimerch.com/merchant2/4.13/ > merchant.mv?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=1& > Category_Code=BSI_ORB > > In addition you can view all the t-shirts, posters, CD's and DVD's > that are > available from other artists at www.bsimerch.com > > > > ------------------------------------ Rachel's Orb Discography http://www.migoto.com/orb

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OT re: hamburgers
by Alan 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

From: "Ben May" : who would hate someone for eating a hamburger. http://www.peta.org/ Some of these people are like the anti-choice people that kill doctors. www.psychicreform.com Who let that monkey in here!?! Dada is dead. Watch your overcoat. "Dissent is what rescues democracy from a slow death behind closed doors." -Lewis H. Lapham

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OT re: political correctness
by Alan 18 Apr '03

18 Apr '03

Say "nigger." Say it! SAY IT!!! Don't you feel better now? My grandpa was a farmer and a well read, thoughtful and educated man. I remember about two years before he died a group of us were standing in the family graveyard and Grandpa was telling us about the family's slave, Pete, who had stayed with the family as a hired hand after the Civil War. This was a story from a time so beyond most living people's experience as to be incomprehensible. He dug this man's grave as a teen and recalled him with great fondness and admiration. At some point he was quoting someone else saying something about how none of his other friends would swim with "niggers" and one of my aunts scolded him for using that word saying, "we don't say that any more." When my grandpa spoke you should listen because he was a very quiet and observant man. The expression that crossed his face at that moment said more than words can express as to the idiocy that is political correctness. He is using a language that has been banished in error because that language contains history. We make simple descriptions impossible and make divisions deeper and more concrete with these restrictions on our use of words. They actually call cripples "otherly enabled" these days. "Disabled" isn't too bad of a PC-ism but "otherly enabled" is insanity. And what is wrong with "cripple?" It has negative connotations. Well guess what? Being crippled is negative. You may be doing well but you're still fucking crippled!!! That is generally less positive than being healthy and whole but for some reason it's wrong to acknowledge this simple fact. These days you get grief for pointing out differences in skin color. How long til it's non-PC to notice people have different colored hair? Or nipples? "She's got big, pink nipples." "You pig! We call them 'oversized non-brown nipples.'" It's your fault! You know who you are. You have nothing to worry about if you didn't do anything wrong. What is wrong? you ask? We'll tell you that later... www.psychicreform.com Who let that monkey in here!?! Dada is dead. Watch your overcoat. "Dissent is what rescues democracy from a slow death behind closed doors." -Lewis H. Lapham

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