December 2003 - Orb - mailman.xmission.com

Holiday Cheer
by Matt Schleffer 24 Dec '03

24 Dec '03

seasons greetings and goodwill to all men cept them and anyone else i dont like aUNTYxxx Thanks man! You know when I joined this list I thought Thrash would be just another aging rock star that only cared about when he was gonna score his next bag of booger sugar. But no he does care... about all of you and about the most perverted links and limerics you can all conjur up. I don't give a fuck if he used to work for Mr Modo or whoever they answered too. He's just a regular, sexually frustrated, compulsive masturbating male like the rest of us. (and the women too, but the 'tolerate' us that I'm sure of). So to all the acid heads, newspaper super sleuths, audophiles, pedophiles, british people fleeing from the wrath of a rabid pooch named Dotty at the gates of Windsor, and also all the fecal- alcohol syndrome sufferers who still insist "You aint never been drunk til you shit the bed" Merry X-mas and thanks for putting up w/me. Matt Schieffer _________________________________________________________________ Have fun customizing MSN Messenger learn how here! http://www.msnmessenger-download.com/tracking/reach_customize

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feliz navidad
by Menelik303＠aol.com 24 Dec '03

24 Dec '03

have a great holiday everyone, especialy all of you who have to spend it with your twisted families.

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RE: [Orb] WARNING for fraud from supposedly VISA
by Sofa Kingdom 24 Dec '03

24 Dec '03

>fraudsters have trawled the orb mailinglist database for email addresses >and >are now sending >hoaxed and tricked mail to try and get your visa and pin no. do NOT EVER >REPLY TO >EMAIL THAT ASKS YOUR PIN!!! > >--Ralph And we just now are being notified of this? I saw their shakers, Mepps black furies, and obscene-neon colored Rapalas commin up' with lily pads back in the dog dayz of summer. They don't get shit and anyone who answers deserves the paper draft that hits their account. I mean all you gotta do is call the bank and verify funds on $100 and keep going up by an exponential of 10 til you hit that magic #. _________________________________________________________________ Have fun customizing MSN Messenger learn how here! http://www.msnmessenger-download.com/tracking/reach_customize

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Ya'll are dorks
by Matt Schleffer 23 Dec '03

23 Dec '03

Ya'll are dorks... but in a good way. How come nobody noticed all my 'dork trap' errors I have submitted. In an ask aunty I stated that Oliver Twist was written by Robert Frost when it is most clearly a Chuck Dickens joint. (harpo productions). Also I think i have, on more than one occasion, confused scones and sconces. One is a tasy pastry, the other a wall decoration... both taste good w/butter. Oh I have a joke my roomy spewed forth last evening. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries. and my personal favorite. When is it bed time at Michael Jackson?s house? When the big hand is on the little hand! sIGH** YOU ALL TOO QUIET am bored, someone entertain me w/fancifull tales of yester-year. Kwissy? Matt All I have to say for gay rights and Cydonia can be found at this link. Please help us induct a new word into the Oxford English Dictonary. http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ "The only thing you can assume about a broken-down old man is that he's a survivor." -James Cain _________________________________________________________________ Have fun customizing MSN Messenger learn how here! http://www.msnmessenger-download.com/tracking/reach_customize

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vernal equinox and such
by Matt Schleffer 22 Dec '03

22 Dec '03

I heard you can balance an egg on the equinox, why this link is the wrong one (spring) it shows that you can indeed! Now if LX can balance his love of vocalized tracks and ambient whoop-e-dee-doo thats a different story. Some1 must have a good equinox trip-out story? http://www.dispatch.com/news/newsfea00/mar00/204073.html http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ "The only thing you can assume about a broken-down old man is that he's a survivor." -James Cain _________________________________________________________________ Working moms: Find helpful tips here on managing kids, home, work and yourself. http://special.msn.com/msnbc/workingmom.armx

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ool (out of loop )
by patrick.gariup＠sympatico.ca 22 Dec '03

22 Dec '03

Ciao to all, I've been working 7/7 60hrs.+ per week and been out of the loop!!!! Just spent about 90 minutes reading all of your posts and realized just how much enjoyment and info is on this list.I want to thank you all and wish each and every one of you a Happy Xmas and a very merry New Year.. T.Fehlmann-Readymade--many releases?? Top 10 (missed the occasion...oh yeah..non-orb) here goes: 1-Durutti Column 2-Ultramarine 3-Fashion 4-Junkie XL 5-Amoebaassasin 6-Simple Minds 7-Grid 8-Lemon Jelly 9-Pentatonik 10-New Order Xmas means gifts, means Bicycles & Tricycles---can't wait!! Pat

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any orb kdx or ftp servers?
by Lance ＠ Inaudible 22 Dec '03

22 Dec '03

i've been away for awhile and have lots all my orb-related kdx & ftp server infos. if anybody knows the current addresses please email me privately. i have a gaggle of electronic/dub/reggae stuffs to share. thanks! -- -->-Lance---- PO Box 450715 Westlake, OH 44145 United States

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Bong Mixes
by Mark Weston 22 Dec '03

22 Dec '03

I am in the process of uploading to Robs server 3 of the 8 superb very rare Bong Mixes These should be downloaded by all and enjoyed. These were all done originally on a limited edition but now available to everyone. Hope you all enjoy them regards Mark W

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re: [Orb] Finally the discovery of intelligent life in the
by Alan 21 Dec '03

21 Dec '03

>Message: 11 >Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 09:57:45 -0800 >From: "b broo" <bbbrooo(a)hotmail.com> >Subject: [Orb] Finally the discovery of intelligent life in the >universe! >To: orb(a)mailman.xmission.com >Message-ID: <BAY13-F70VMum03yMJi00031dfa(a)hotmail.com> >Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed > >1)Yesterdays pictures from Nasa were like no other.... >http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap031219.html I dunno. I kind of see an olympic javelin thrower throwing a small yak with no legs... or maybe a frog getting caught by the leg of an owl... One Mardi Gras I was sitting in Cafe Du Monde at three o'clock in the morning, tripping my balls off, when I looked at my coffee, to which I'd just added cream and it had powdered sugar on it and it looked JUST LIKE THIS PICTURE! It was an expanding nebula in my coffee cup and suddenly I was racing towards the center of that nebula at what had to be ten million times the speed of light! The Cafe Du Monde vanished from around me and the clatter of overly heavy dishes being carried on overly laden trays by little, tiny Vietnamese women subtly shifted into the vast wash of the universe and all the elements swirling around in it. I knew then that the party was ON! _________________________________ www.psychicreform.com Change your mind. _________________________________ "If you're going to have a near death experience make sure you've got a really nice view." --Greg Anderson (New Zealand tourist commission) _________________________________

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Finally the discovery of intelligent life in the universe!
by b broo 21 Dec '03

21 Dec '03

1)Yesterdays pictures from Nasa were like no other.... http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap031219.html What would you do if you were an intelligent life form that realised the restrictions of space, time and the speed of light would prevent you from ever visiting another habited planet? Of course, you would generate a large image of yourself out of a substance of your making (modified polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons), that with the correct equipment could be viewed (and analyzed) from the far reaches of the universe. As they expected, we can conclude so much from this image: this alien is humanoid in appearance, it can move fast on two legs, has a longer kneck and obviously a bigger brain. It also appears to be a highly advanced, well endowed female who likes to dance and party! 2) Happy 75th Birthday Philip K Dick: His speed soaked brain wrote some incredible stories, eg, the originals for Blade Runner, Total Recall, Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, Dark City, 13th Floor, and many of the ideas stolen in the Matrix, (pity he died in 1982) np: Orblivion (another fine album) ..... "we have plenty of wood in the basement....hope santa cum's on board......." merry xmas one and all bbroo _________________________________________________________________ Get dial-up Internet access now with our best offer: 6 months @$9.95/month! http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/dialup

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