Here's a Dumb (bleach) Blond story for you:

All this time I've been wondering why is that new remix named oh yeah OH SIX? Then last night while lying awake in bed, my mind wandering to all those useless things it wanders to while I am imsomnulizing and my legs suddenly feel like jogging five miles -

OH I get it!

and then, personal silent humiliation.

Please somebody out there please tell me I am not the only one who did not immediately understand what "Oh Six" meant!

[wanders away with tail between legs]