Daniel, As a long-suffering RedSox fan who's spent many hours in the temple called Fenway, I'm with you on that part of it. But I'm not keen on having a pillow play proxy to Dick Cheney. Unlike old deadeye Dick, the pillow may actually be qualified to be V.P.

The best solution would be to place a sofa cushion face down in the middle of the floor, sit down next to it and beat on it with a hockey stick, all the time yelling, "I hate you Dick Cheney, I hate you Halliburton". Keep it up until you can't lift your arms up or you pass out. After that you need to reflect on some of the positive aspects of the world today. After all the Red Sox did finally win the world series, after a decisive, crushing, humiliating, pennant race victory over the.....(arg)...(ick)....(gulp)...NEW YORK YANKEES.........................................I hate you George Steinbrenner....wham...wham...wham.