How about, what kind of music do planets like? Neptunes! -----Original Message----- From: Utah-Astronomy [mailto:utah-astronomy-bounces@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf Of Joan Carman Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 11:10 AM To: Utah Astronomy <utah-astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor Groan :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jamie Bradley" <astro@jamiebradley.com> To: "Utah Astronomy" <Utah-Astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 9:24:49 AM Subject: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor Orion's belt is a big waist of space. Treible joke, only three stars... Jamie B _______________________________________________ Utah-Astronomy mailing list http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/utah-astronomy Send messages to the list to Utah-Astronomy@mailman.xmission.com The Utah-Astronomy mailing list is not affiliated with any astronomy club. To unsubscribe go to: http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/utah-astronomy Then enter your email address in the space provided and click on "Unsubscribe or edit options". _______________________________________________ Utah-Astronomy mailing list http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/utah-astronomy Send messages to the list to Utah-Astronomy@mailman.xmission.com The Utah-Astronomy mailing list is not affiliated with any astronomy club. To unsubscribe go to: http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/utah-astronomy Then enter your email address in the space provided and click on "Unsubscribe or edit options".

You're all going on the moderated list. Groan... ;) On Tue, Aug 28, 2018 at 11:59 AM Joan Carman <jcarman6@q.com> wrote:

What kind of do candy do astronauts eat? Answer: Mars Bars (or Starbursts, or Milky Ways).

Can't believe I just joined in ;)

----- Original Message ----- From: "Ann Blanchard" <a.blanchard@ugs.utah.edu> To: "Utah Astronomy" <utah-astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 11:12:24 AM Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor

How about, what kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!

-----Original Message----- From: Utah-Astronomy [mailto:utah-astronomy-bounces@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf Of Joan Carman Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 11:10 AM To: Utah Astronomy <utah-astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor

Groan :)

----- Original Message ----- From: "Jamie Bradley" <astro@jamiebradley.com> To: "Utah Astronomy" <Utah-Astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 9:24:49 AM Subject: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor

Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

Treible joke, only three stars...

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Thumbs up! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dale Hooper" <dchooper5@gmail.com> To: "Utah Astronomy" <utah-astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 12:50:52 PM Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor Did you hear about the new star trek alien? It has three ears: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear. On Tue, Aug 28, 2018 at 11:59 AM Joan Carman <jcarman6@q.com> wrote:

What kind of do candy do astronauts eat? Answer: Mars Bars (or Starbursts, or Milky Ways).

Can't believe I just joined in ;)

----- Original Message ----- From: "Ann Blanchard" <a.blanchard@ugs.utah.edu> To: "Utah Astronomy" <utah-astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 11:12:24 AM Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor

How about, what kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!

-----Original Message----- From: Utah-Astronomy [mailto:utah-astronomy-bounces@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf Of Joan Carman Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 11:10 AM To: Utah Astronomy <utah-astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor

Groan :)

----- Original Message ----- From: "Jamie Bradley" <astro@jamiebradley.com> To: "Utah Astronomy" <Utah-Astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2018 9:24:49 AM Subject: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor

Orion's belt is a big waist of space.

Treible joke, only three stars...

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Really? I thought that was the best yet! :-) On Tue, Aug 28, 2018 at 1:32 PM, Chuck Hards <chuck.hards@gmail.com> wrote:

It just keeps getting worse. LOL!

double star thumbs up! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jared Smith" <jared@smithplanet.com> To: "Utah Astronomy" <utah-astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Wednesday, August 29, 2018 11:21:49 AM Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor Hey, that Orion's belt joke is funny. I laughed so hard I nearly had an asterism. Seeing as all three stars in the belt are multiple systems, the joke really gets 7 stars (out of how many?) - but that's getting a bit sirius about an otherwise stellar pun. My best (worst?) astronomy joke/anecdote... A student in Astronomy 101 is filled with anxiety when he learns that the sun will expand and destroy Earth in 7 million years, then sighs in relief when he realizes he misheard - the professor actually said it would happen in 7 BILLION years. Jared On Tue, Aug 28, 2018 at 1:41 PM, Ann House <ann@annhouse.org> wrote:

Really? I thought that was the best yet! :-)

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...

It just keeps getting worse. LOL!

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Well I laughed at loud. You must have spent some time to gather all those. Chuck has you in his sights. His finger is poised over the button. Just one more from you :) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jamie Bradley" <astro@jamiebradley.com> To: "Utah Astronomy" <Utah-Astronomy@mailman.xmission.com> Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2018 1:42:41 AM Subject: Re: [Utah-astronomy] Time for Astronomical humor Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were sleeping out in the wild. At 2:00 am in the morning, Holmes woke up Watson and he asked, "Watson, look up and pray tell me what you presume." Watson replied, "I see a vast Universe, full of stars and wonder. There is Venus over there. And the Moon is half lit. I know that lurking at the center of our galaxy is a black hole, and that gamma ray bursts occasionally blast at us, that there are billions and billions of planets out there, some of which must harbor life. We are not alone." Watson would have continued but Holmes abruptly cut him off, "No, Watson, you idiot! Somebody stole our tent!" After much research and studies Scientist have found that the center of Jupiter is the letter "i" How do you know when the moon is going broke? When its down to its last quarter. I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone... then it dawned on me. Where does an astronaut dock his spacecraft? At a parking meteor. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, its impossible to put down. Why didn't the Dog Star laugh at the Joke? It was too Sirius. I better quit now, I'm going to get banned from the list. ;-) Jamie _______________________________________________ Utah-Astronomy mailing list http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/utah-astronomy Send messages to the list to Utah-Astronomy@mailman.xmission.com The Utah-Astronomy mailing list is not affiliated with any astronomy club. To unsubscribe go to: http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/utah-astronomy Then enter your email address in the space provided and click on "Unsubscribe or edit options".