Guy, None of your high-falootin' GoTo snow thingamabobs for me! ;)

For decades in New England I shoveled my driveway the old-fashioned way. With snow more dense than the interior of a neutron star, I convinced myself that this was the way to build character. A few years ago I decided that character was highly overrateed and I bought a snow blower. Now you're saying there's a GoTo snowblower? Where can I get one?