Apologies to those who are subscribed to my newsletter as this is in the current issue but this is rather funny and I thought non-subscribers here might enjoy reading it. BTW, it's a space related (well, sort of <grin>) D-News article but it's not by our own Joe Bauman. I guess Joe doesn't get all the fun stories. http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,575038506,00.html Carpe noctem! Patrick :-)