[Utah-astronomy] Where can I get End of the World Insurance?

I'm very interested in Siegfried's insurance offer.  How would I go about collecting?   Sieg, w ould you require contact by Ouiji board?  Or do you require some sort of physical manifestation, like ectoplasm on your doorstep?  Do you require a visual manifestation,i.e, a ghost sitting in your living room? How bout an address as to where to send the proceeds.  My address will be J. Carman 666 Pearly Gate Road Heaven, Kolob, 010101 Hope this is sufficient.