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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man. He looks up in the sky and says, Is that the sun or the moon? The other drunk man answers, I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.