Got this joke from a friend and thought it was appropriate for our list. Have a great weekend everyone! If You Love Somebody I always thought the original saying was, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with." However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. In which category do *you* fall? "The Old Version" If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... "The New Versions" Pessimist If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was. Optimist If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. Patient If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... Playful If you love somebody, Set her free ... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * Vengeful If you love somebody, Set her free... If she doesn't come back, Hunt her down and shoot her. C++ Programmer if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she= new CShe; Animal-Rights Activist If you love somebody, Set her free... In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! Lawyers If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... Bill Gates If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. Biologist If you love somebody, Set her free... She'll evolve. Statistician If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high, If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Schwarzenegger's Fan If you love somebody, Set her free... SHE'LL BE BACK! Overpossessive If you love somebody don't set her free. HR Specialist If you love somebody set her free By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her. MBA If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously Psychologist If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. Somnambulist If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. Rhett Butler If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE If she asks you why say you don't give a damn. ERP Functional Expert If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis Finance Expert If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Expert If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.