I've tried to get my animals (pet squirrel, racoon, border collie, billy goat and a duck) to listen to Police records and the latest Sting cd. They don't seem to react to the music. Even after repeated beatings, near strangulation, and burning them with a blow torch, they still don't seem to appreciate the fine music that the fabulous three generated back in the day. I've duct taped the duck's bill together, and have put the squirrel in the microwave (to get his attention) and still no luck!? What gives? Can you tell the list how I might get these animals to listen and appreciate music? Maybe if I gave them the same drugs that you happen to be on, then things might be better. I can't wait too hear from you about this, because the racoon seems to have difficulty breathing in the Hefty (c) trash bag.