Do those of you who watch Saturday Night Live remember a bit called "Paul Simon in Hell", where he gets on an elevator, doesn't realize he's dead, and the devil appears (played hilariously by Jon Lovitz) and tells him that he's in Hell and his eternal torture is to listen to Muzak versions of his hit songs? With lots of replays of "The 59th Street Bridge Song"? Well..... Last night I was watching a local cable news channel that uses a local radio station as background music. They started playing some Muzak-type number and I thought , "Hmm... that sounds familiar...OH NO OH NO OH NO, IT'S DESERT ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yes, it was Desert Rose as played by a 60-piece orchestra. It turned out to be a commercial for a new album of love songs. And guess who was narrating the commercial/selling the album? JOHN TESH!! THE ALIEN HIMSELF!!! He even mentions Sting in the narrative of the commercial, while a very sad version of Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" played in the background. I only heard it for a minute, but my overall impression was "ouch". Have a great weekend, and don't buy any "Sting in Hell" albums ;-) Holly