Excuse Me, but could I get a decent Police DVD around here?  Apparently not.  Out of the 32 DVD retailers in the Portland metro area that I have tried, I have yet to find one to satisfy my driving need for a Police DVD.

Why, at Tower Records only yesterday, I was forced to return a Sting DVD because of its lack of Police content.  And as I very politely explained this to the guy behind the counter, he just shook his head and looked at me as though I were nuts!

Granted, one can get copious quantities of DVDs at Dave's DVD Palace, but who can afford his exorbitant prices?

Don't these businesses know of the 12 pleasure centers in the human body that can only be stimulated by a Police DVD and its life-giving essence?  These days, one has to go as far as The Dalles before one can find a hotel that offers DVD theater rooms.

So, come on.  Mitch like DVD.  Mitch need DVD.  Please, give Mitch DVD.

- Mitch Darby
disgruntled consumer