Not to worry B, while your posts are few and far between these days, they are as well put and as entertaining as ever! YQ "Ben Crystal" <b.crystal@virgin.net> To: "Sting" <police@mailman.xmission.com> Sent by: cc: police-admin@mailman.xm Subject: [Police] re: Bafta ission.com 02/21/2002 05:16 PM points out of ten for performance after receiving 'outsanding contribution to music' BAFTA: for energy on ELTSDIM: 10 for one for the ladies: 10 (he rips his top off - apologises to Trudie - before launching into Roxanne' for haircut: 2 (makes him look like an old, old man) for drummer who gives all his energy into hitting those skins: 10 (that man is a demon!) for looking like a senile chap who doesn't know where he's going after receiving award ('No, Sting, this way love'): 3 for generally being a god: 1,000 for cracking acceptance speech: 11 (I've only got five words to say, for anyone who has picked up a guitar, sat down in front of a piano, or opened their mouths to sing... Music Is It's Own Reward! Thank You!) Actually, I think I've completely mis-remembered that 5 word thing. It was something like that... A little help anyone? points out of ten for what looked to be a promising email about the Bafta show, and turned into a crock: 0 B