A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing an
England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.

The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's
broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game.


After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he
and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender
relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal. Suddenly, the dog
jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives

to everyone.

The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What
does the dog do if they score a try?"
 
The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."