Instead of bitching and moaning about some idiot(s) who get paid to rile up readers to sell more magazines over at Blender, let me share some of my favorite Sting lyrics that I just heard on my iPod. Of course, this is only my opinion...

 

"Poets, priests and politicians
Have words to thank for their positions
Words that scream for your submission
And no one's jamming their transmission
When their eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you"

 

Hell Yeah! And of course the first verse:

 

"Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
They're only cheques I've left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind"