[Police] Hello!

HELLO EVERYBODY, I'M STING! I WOULD JUST LIKE TO INTRODUCE MY FRIEND TABATHA. I LET HER CALL ME "GORDON" OR "GRODON" BECAUSE SHE IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE POLICE FAN CLUB. AND GUESS WHAT CANARIES? I AM GETTING THE POLICE BACK TOGETHER! EXCEPT I WILL BE PLAYING DRUMS AND THOM YORKE WILL BE THE LEAD SINGER AND BASSIST, AND AVRIL LAVIGNE HAS AGREED TO PLAY TENOR SAXOPHONE INSTEAD OF GUITAR. ANDY AND STEWART ARE BEING VERY SUPPORTIVE. WE PLAY BOWLS EVERY WEEK NOW. LOVE FROM STING.