[Police] A MESSAGE FROM GORDON

HEY JASON, TABILTHA IS MY FRIEND AND YOU ARE BEING A MEAN PERSON. YOU ARE NOT BEHAVING IN A "CARING" WAY. THERE ARE TOO MANY NASTY EMAILS AND NOT ENOUGH FOOD, THIS IS WHAT I'M SEEING. TABLITHA, PLEASE JUST EXPLAIN TO EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE REALLY THE PRESIDENT OF THE POLICE FAN CLUB AND THAT THE WEB SITE REALLY DOES LOAD UP, IT'S JUST THAT COMPUTERS ARE REALLY UNRELIABLE. ALSO, THE POLICE REUNION WITH KENNY G WON'T HAPPEN IF PEOPLE KEEP BEING SO CYNICAL AND MEAN. ANYWAY, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WITH THE CARE BEARS AND THE FAN CLUB (WHICH DOES HAVE A WEB SITE, IT DOES) AND I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER NEXT WEEK. LOVE FROM GRODON AKA "STING"