Ok, you got me..  I lied to the public... 
When I said that I was going to stop riling you...  I guess it turns out that I lied.  Strap me in, shave my temples and wire me up like a labotomised monkey.
 
I do find it ironic that you are also the 'leader' of the pack^h^h^h^h CompassionClass.net thingy...  but you don't seem to understand the word compassion...  I mean, where is the compassion in publicly calling someone a jerk, or insane man (I find that one REALLY ironic..  good for a Monday morning laugh).
 
20 years of saving lives..  are you a doctor?
 
Seriously, that's quite impressive.  Not quite as impressive as having 500,000 members in a police fan club that no-one heard of until a few days ago (I guess by saying that a "million pedal bicycle" means half a million members, unless some of your members are arachnids and millipedes), then it cuts the population down quite a bit...
 
I guess I'd better savour these last few words of mine before I'm kicked off the list...  I guess Sting, Sorry, force of habit, Gordon, will be publicly humiliating me on Wednesday, as I'm sure he doesn't like his close personal friends being "verbally abused" (I'm sorry, I got the Friday 13th link, but I'm still struggling with the pornography one...  what's that about??)
 
And I can't wait for the Police Renuinon 2004.  Do they know yet?  Love to know when that's going to happen..  especially with Sting (there I go again), Gordon's hectic schedule for his current world tour... 
 
I'll keep a lookout for it on the Sting newsletter, but I guess you'll be double posting it anyway.
 
I like this...  you really are a fun girl Tabatha.  I imagine it's how Kings and Queens passed the time with their jesters. 
Do you have bells on your shoes?  I'm sure you could borrow some from some cat collars. 
 
Have a good day.  I'll catch you later.
 
J.