I once
asked sting.com about Police DVD's and was told there were no plans to release
any of the old stuff (including some Sting) on such a format
Excuse Me, but could I get a decent Police DVD around here?
Apparently not. Out of the 32 DVD retailers in the Portland metro
area that I have tried, I have yet to find one to satisfy my driving need for
a Police DVD.
Why, at Tower Records only yesterday, I was forced to
return a Sting DVD because of its lack of Police content. And as I very
politely explained this to the guy behind the counter, he just shook his head
and looked at me as though I were nuts!
Granted, one can get copious
quantities of DVDs at Dave's DVD Palace, but who can afford his exorbitant
prices?
Don't these businesses know of the 12 pleasure centers in the
human body that can only be stimulated by a Police DVD and its life-giving
essence? These days, one has to go as far as The Dalles before one can
find a hotel that offers DVD theater rooms.
So, come on. Mitch
like DVD. Mitch need DVD. Please, give Mitch DVD.
- Mitch
Darby
disgruntled consumer