[Police] Blurb in my local magazine

Hi Everyone, I was at the dentist when I suddenly saw a teaser on the front of my local magazine that said, "From Springsteen to Sting -- The masseuse to the Stars". Of course the receptionist insisted that I take it home (she knew I was going to anyway), and here's what it said about Sting: "Sting was memorable indeed; he was very cool,' says [the masseuse]. "He called everyone friend... like, 'Friend, would you like a picture?' and he had about a hundred lit candles in his room! He's a yoga master, and in really good shape. He has great muscle tone. We did a two-hour, four-hand massage on him, and he was onstage performing 20 minutes later! I don't know how he did it." <sigh> Must be nice.... Have a great week! Miss you guys! Holly