points out of ten for performance after receiving 'outsanding contribution to music' BAFTA:
for energy on ELTSDIM: 10
for one for the ladies: 10 (he rips his top off - apologises to Trudie - before launching into Roxanne'
for haircut: 2 (makes him look like an old, old man)
for drummer who gives all his energy into hitting those skins: 10 (that man is a demon!)
for looking like a senile chap who doesn't know where he's going after receiving award ('No, Sting, this way love'): 3
for generally being a god: 1,000
for cracking acceptance speech: 11 (I've only got five words to say, for anyone who has picked up a guitar, sat down in front of a piano, or opened their mouths to sing... Music Is It's Own Reward! Thank You!)
Actually, I think I've completely mis-remembered that 5 word thing. It was something like that... A little help anyone?
points out of ten for what looked to be a promising email about the Bafta show, and turned into a crock: 0
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