Gawd I love to hate you, I think it's because you make it so easy. ----Original Message Follows---- From: "Alan Evil" <alanevil@bellsouth.net> Reply-To: What were the skies like when you were young?<orb@mailman.xmission.com> To: "orblist" <orb@mailman.xmission.com> Subject: [Orb] ugly wassas cont'd pt 2 Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 21:46:53 -0800 ...Anyway, along came Alex Paterson and Kwissy began pulling feces out of his loaded stockings and throwing them while screaming, "You bad bad bad man!" This just totally freaked out Clint's mom who had actually been turned on by the Catholic schoolgirl thing. She ripped the bag off her head (causing gasps and gags from everyone), told Kris that it was over and stomped out. Kwissy didn't notice, though, as he was still trying to hit LX with a good, solid turd but since he throws like a retarded girl he was mostly just getting shit on his pumps and in his hair. All the while LX was saying, "Hey, why don't you stop playing with that poop and crying and come do a decent song for me so I can claim I did it and not pay you?" About this time one of the tattooed, pierced, scarred, burned and, uh, well fucking ugly and crazy women that had the mistake of going home with Kris saw him and, after vomiting, hit Kris in the face with a car. Oh, did I mention she was driving? No? Well, she was. Anyway, that's why Kris looks so much better lately. He got hit in the face with a car. That and he stopped wearing that plaid skirt with the white blouse. The leather straitjacket with the business suit is a much better look for him, don't you think? ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU! _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb@mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb _________________________________________________________________ Get a FREE online computer virus scan from McAfee when you click here. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963