Basically, I'm travelling round da world and I'm spending far too long every day deleting all your merry banter. It costs me a right old packet, and I'd much sooner spend the money buying drinks for the pretty Australian girl next to me in the hope that she'll let me bang her senseless. Sorry, but money counts at the mo, and that fricking mailman is refusing to receive my requests to have me off this list. So, can someone spread a little light on the situation? I'll be back, believe me, but not until I've had my rod thoroughly polished.

So what happened Harry, did you root the bitch or what? _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail