DISCLAIMER: the following bands not picked soley for annoying music or videos but also consider the fanbase, ugly Logos, and shameless sitcom plugs. The order goes as follows 1. Dave Matthews Band (or DMB for you Jetta owners). 2. Barenaked Ladies (or BNL for you Taureg fucks). Psychic TV (sorry folks.. bought the double disk w/woman's fannys painted on the CD's ugh like Meat Beat w/out the Beat ). 3. Motorhead (the mole puts me off, so does Lemmy's voice). 4. U2 (ok controversial, God's Country is a good song but.. talk about pop music?). 5. N'Sync (just cuz I met them in Canada and their bouncers beat on my mates.. long story). 6. Linking Park (nuf said). 7. Oasis (ut' ew lookin' at ew' fuckin nipp-o' nobba?) 8. Richie Hawtin (I do like some songs but wanted to please the list. How did he make top 10 2000? times change. Smokes the cot) 9. Steely Dan (the studio albums were great but saw them live w/few original members and it really turned my brie). C & C Music Factory (otherwise known as Wackie D and Sunshine). I will compile the list in a Santorum point system and forcefully eject the winners out of my anal cavity onto a piece of corn husk and list them later on. Give it a try.. tis fun. Matty All I have to say for gay rights and Cydonia can be found at this link. Please help us induct a new word into the Oxford English Dictonary. http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ _________________________________________________________________ Winterize your home with tips from MSN House & Home. http://special.msn.com/home/warmhome.armx
I couldn't resist this one! In no particular order: 1. Dave Matthews band. Horrible. Like Eddie Vedder, everyone seems to be adopting that terrible singing style. Dave Matthews Jr., I mean John Mayer, also can go to hell. 2. Phish. Absolute garbage. Proof that you can have all the chops in the world and suck harder than a black hole. The singing is even worse than DMB. 3. Fleetwood Mac. Something about their sound makes me feel like an icepick is constantly being jabbed in my brain. Plus I don't want to hear about your lame-ass inter-band relationships. It was also a horrible idea to use a marching band (Tusk), one of the most irritating sounds on the planet. 4. Radiohead. Once again the singing. Thom Yorke is a whiny pussy. I'd maybe like them if he weren't in the band, but I look at them as a weak prog rock band....not enough chops for me. 5. Fugazi. I've lived in DC my whole life and never cared for them. I don't really hate them, but I would like to consider Ian MacKaye my nemesis. Bring it on, baldy! 6. Any 70's singer/songwriter (Carly Simon, James Taylor, Jackson Browne). Why are they considered songwriters? Don't most musicians write songs? I think they put subliminal frequencies in there that make me want to kill......first them, then myself. 7. R.E.M. Mediocrity at its finest. I actually saw them a while back (helping with a Peter Buck interview) and I was amazed how musically unevolved they are. They still play basic open chord songs and they still suck....Stipes voice is also irritating. 8. Puff Daddy. What an asshole. Like Madonna, Limp Biscuit, Boy bands, etc., I dont really consider what they do as music. They fit in the vague category of "entertainers." I don't even find them entertaining....when I see them on tv, I become personally embarrased, kinda like when you were a kid and watching a movie with yer parents that had nudity in it. 9. U2. Loose Bono and Adam "Worst bass player ever" Clayton, and they might have been good....and BTW, Thin Lizzy is the greatest Irish band ever. 10. New FSOL. I despise hippies. I guess I'm just insulted that they followed up Dead Cities with Dead Shitties.....its gonna take alot to get me back on the bus.... Yer pal, Gel-Sol www.gel-sol.com
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