BERKELEY, CA-No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere. ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ "Political criticism is our enemies' best friend." Bernard Kerik incoming Director of Homeland Security, New York Newsday, 10/20/2003 "Let no one mention the questionableness of a military success against France!" - Hitler - Mein Kampf
Erm, not funny?... On 12/8/04 5:38 PM, "Alan Evil" <alanevil@bellsouth.net> wrote:
BERKELEY, CA-No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere.
What...not a regular reader of The Onion? http://www.theonion.com/election2004/ james ----- Original Message ----- From: "Brian" <brian@lists.frickster.net> To: "Orb Mailing List (XMission)" <orb@mailman.xmission.com> : Erm, not funny?... : : : On 12/8/04 5:38 PM, "Alan Evil" <alanevil@bellsouth.net> wrote: : : > BERKELEY, CA-No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the : > country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and : > cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the : > Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the : > government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an : > unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to : > warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." : > Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of : > freedom-loving patriots everywhere.
Of course I am, I went to Univ of WI Madison, its home town. :) (Talk about liberal!!!) I shoulda known it was from there! Doh :) On 12/8/04 7:34 PM, "James Drysdale" <james.drysdale@utoronto.ca> wrote:
What...not a regular reader of The Onion?
http://www.theonion.com/election2004/
james
LOLLLLL the onion rocks man... check the 'god puts his tool back into office' HAHAHAaaaaaaa __ kwis )) (( c[_] scuse the epenthesis ***************************** On 9 Dec 2004, at 01:34, James Drysdale wrote: What...not a regular reader of The Onion? http://www.theonion.com/election2004/ james
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