What's a spinkler key? Is it that big, spiked penil prosthesis with the large "golden shower head" on it? Or is that called the tinkler key? Or sphincter key? Does anyone remember the porn soundtrack album that came out in the late 90's? That shit was dope. I listened to the "top five" of a "top thirty" list on a radio station Sunday. The songs were so fucking awful I kept thinking, "this must be a joke." But it wasn't! I'm guessing the format was "alternative rock" but it just sounded like a bunch of amateurs. What the fuck is wrong with America?!?! There wasn't even ONE good hook in any of the songs. Nothing to sing along to, no scorching guitar solos, no booty bass. Fucking horrible! This is what media deregulation has already done to us, can't wait until there is nothing left but Clear Channel. Does anyone have Sirius radio? How is it? Bicycles & Tricycles came on in my car a few days ago and I couldn't skip that first song fast enough (I've got an mp3 cd player so I often forget what albums are on the cd I've got in). Blech. Then I found myself skipping through songs and stuff so after four or five partial playing of songs I skipped to the next artist on the cd and then I took it out and found my Chemical Brothers cd-r and played Exit Planet Dust really fucking loud. This Luke Vibert person seems to make some good tunes. Has anyone heard that piano jazz trio that performs Nirvana and Aphex Twin songs (amongst others)? Brilliant shit. www.psychicreform.com Change your mind. "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." -- George Bush