From: "Alan" <alanevil@bellsouth.net> Reply-To: What were the skies like when you were young?<orb@mailman.xmission.com> To: <Orb@mailman.xmission.com> Subject: [Orb] sprinkler key? Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 19:33:39 -0400

What's a spinkler key? Is it that big, spiked penil prosthesis with the large "golden shower head" on it? Or is that called the tinkler key? Or sphincter key?

Does anyone remember the porn soundtrack album that came out in the late 90's? That shit was dope.

I listened to the "top five" of a "top thirty" list on a radio station Sunday. The songs were so fucking awful I kept thinking, "this must be a joke." But it wasn't! I'm guessing the format was "alternative rock" but it just sounded like a bunch of amateurs. What the fuck is wrong with America?!?! There wasn't even ONE good hook in any of the songs. Nothing to sing along to, no scorching guitar solos, no booty bass. horrible!

It sounds like you are describing the "Always Coca-Cola" or "I'd like to buy the world a Coke" songs cuz I just called their plant in central Missouri and thats what you hear when put on hold. I was rockin my mullet to the sweet sweet sounds (I think I heard a steve hillage solo). Here are my final tracklisting to submit to the record label. While I don't have any songs written for my Mr. Lumpy the Huge Black Double Dong side project I do have names, which is a start: 1. Ticklish Clit 2. Pounding Pissflaps 3. Katzenjammer Airhammer {Inhale my musk reprise} Orb Tributes 3. Mile Long Lump of Tard 4. Plum Fucking Sick of Cydonia and any Cydonia Related Paraphanelia Island 5. Mullet of Kings lemme know what you thinkg Rewqar _________________________________________________________________ Add MSN 8 Internet Software to your current Internet access and enjoy patented spam control and more. Get two months FREE! http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/byoa