This is absolutely the best thing post to this list in ages. Thank you for that, Mr. Evil, thank you very much. -eric

Too nerdy would be about right. Wizard a True Star is quite wonderful, though.

I went to London once. The food was fucking awful. It's no wonder you Brits are all so gaunt and sickly looking. And the rotten teeth must come from lack of use because your cuisine is more akin to vomit than food.

And what's with this driving on the wrong side of the road? I bet that's one reason you people are so cranky. You're doing everything backwards and you know it but you just can't stop.

I heard that Saddam Hussein had taken over Jerry Garcia's spot in the Grateful Dead. So that means Thrash is now the Dead's soundman?

The Frogs. What a crock. Maybe one of the reason's the guy's broke is because noone liked his songs other than music snobs. If music snobs were a good source of income Fred Frith wouldn't be touring in an old van. Or Uzeb would be a familiar name. But they don't spend money. Most music snobs copy records off their friends and never pay for shit. They don't buy t-shirts or lunchboxes and they sure as shit won't buy copies of albums over and over again as they wear them out. They listen to the record once and then bitch about how Coltrane could've done it better. Or go on and on about how some obscure bunch of wankers that was only recorded on a mono reel to reel in a moldy basement in the 60's is so much better than anything new. And they always go on about how everyone else has no taste. Stupid snobs.

The very worst is a nationalistic British music snob. They're either going on about some bunch of losers that were dead before they were born did the best version of some classic folk tune or they're staunch blues nazis that say nothing's been any good since Blind Melon Chittlin' was stomping his bare foot and farting over his one string guitar or they sit and listen to fucking bagpipe music. Or worse than that are the Brits that only like German minimalist electronica and then'll froth about it with their snooty, fake artschool accent through their bad teeth with stinky breathe until they pass out from malnutrition and have to suck a fucking lime to ward off scurvy. Come to think of it I guess you can't blame Brit music snobs from being such assholes. If your teeth hurt, you had to suck on limes, and your worst beer tasted better than your best food I guess you'd just have to be a pissy asshole.

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