dear matt or whatever your fucking name is dear matt schleffer, can that be true? im on my dads broadband now he moaned the whole time whilst he installed the windows 98 internet connection sharing but its on now, god he so scared something will go wrong its funny oh kris, youre not gonna mess my computer up are you its running really well now etc etc oh ahem sorry your anal gape problem right, hmmmm er.. just get another few bitches on the case mate you two obviously need some space apart try going for a walk in a park or fuckoff happy christmas bollocks On 24 Dec 2003, at 15:54, Matt Schleffer wrote:
This special X-mas edition of Ask Aunty comes from George Sr. from Kennebunkport , Maine.
Whist listening to our favorite BBC World News program 'Health Matters' Sunday, me and my ho' Barby were engaged in some heavy anilingus/ foreplay when she suddenly froze like a rabbit in a culvert. "What is it Barby? You know I likes me some cornholin?" "Well George, its just that they are talking about anal fistules, the rupturing and eventual breakdown of the taint that leads to piss and shit leeking all out the same hole... the glory one as you refer to it." Now being a so-called 'Assman' and former leader of the free world I was taken back (as my wife was almost taken agape, by me). I pretended to not hear this protest and prepared to apply my 'open sesame' savv (one prepared from fresh aloe vera and a topical analgesic <or anal- gesic> I stole from the dentist's office). My question is as such: Since you always on about anusol and rim-jim Aunty, should I even try to work things out Barby if her ass, vaginal canal & urethra just rots out into one big gape? I mean that would reduce our already tedious fourplay into one-play. We've tried to spice things up with VHS porn such as "Hell's Anals" or made up or own like "Talcum in the Middle." Aunty should I continue scraping the drapes w/my ol' cotton-topped bitch, or head for the warm confines of another silky-walled septuagenarian?
yours truly
Asshole Nomad Under Stress
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