[Orb] HELP ME OMG I AM OUTTA TONER IN OUR COPY MACHINE AND I CAN'T PRINT!!!!!HELP!!!!!

This is not a joke this is for real, I need to get this done on my own but.. I read the email about being self reliant. I saw an infomercial about how you can do it yourself w/ a syringe and stuff but I hafta surf the dish until I see that commercial then 6 to 8 weeks for delivery. How can I afford a kit when my FUCKING Wi-Fi internet terminal investment of 16k hasnt returned a dime yet? OH MAN!!!! THEN, SAYING I DO GET THAT KIT, I HAFTA FILL EACH CARTDRIGE AND GET INK ALL OVER MY HANDS!!!!! GOD I NEED HELP!! _________________________________________________________________ Want to check if your PC is virus-infected? Get a FREE computer virus scan online from McAfee. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963