What...not a regular reader of The Onion? http://www.theonion.com/election2004/ james ----- Original Message ----- From: "Brian" <brian@lists.frickster.net> To: "Orb Mailing List (XMission)" <orb@mailman.xmission.com> : Erm, not funny?... : : : On 12/8/04 5:38 PM, "Alan Evil" <alanevil@bellsouth.net> wrote: : : > BERKELEY, CA-No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the : > country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and : > cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the : > Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the : > government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an : > unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to : > warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." : > Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of : > freedom-loving patriots everywhere.