I couldn't resist this one! In no particular order: 1. Dave Matthews band. Horrible. Like Eddie Vedder, everyone seems to be adopting that terrible singing style. Dave Matthews Jr., I mean John Mayer, also can go to hell. 2. Phish. Absolute garbage. Proof that you can have all the chops in the world and suck harder than a black hole. The singing is even worse than DMB. 3. Fleetwood Mac. Something about their sound makes me feel like an icepick is constantly being jabbed in my brain. Plus I don't want to hear about your lame-ass inter-band relationships. It was also a horrible idea to use a marching band (Tusk), one of the most irritating sounds on the planet. 4. Radiohead. Once again the singing. Thom Yorke is a whiny pussy. I'd maybe like them if he weren't in the band, but I look at them as a weak prog rock band....not enough chops for me. 5. Fugazi. I've lived in DC my whole life and never cared for them. I don't really hate them, but I would like to consider Ian MacKaye my nemesis. Bring it on, baldy! 6. Any 70's singer/songwriter (Carly Simon, James Taylor, Jackson Browne). Why are they considered songwriters? Don't most musicians write songs? I think they put subliminal frequencies in there that make me want to kill......first them, then myself. 7. R.E.M. Mediocrity at its finest. I actually saw them a while back (helping with a Peter Buck interview) and I was amazed how musically unevolved they are. They still play basic open chord songs and they still suck....Stipes voice is also irritating. 8. Puff Daddy. What an asshole. Like Madonna, Limp Biscuit, Boy bands, etc., I dont really consider what they do as music. They fit in the vague category of "entertainers." I don't even find them entertaining....when I see them on tv, I become personally embarrased, kinda like when you were a kid and watching a movie with yer parents that had nudity in it. 9. U2. Loose Bono and Adam "Worst bass player ever" Clayton, and they might have been good....and BTW, Thin Lizzy is the greatest Irish band ever. 10. New FSOL. I despise hippies. I guess I'm just insulted that they followed up Dead Cities with Dead Shitties.....its gonna take alot to get me back on the bus.... Yer pal, Gel-Sol www.gel-sol.com