Hey up chum! howz you? Yeh bad style . and youselfz? I can tell but how hot exactly? are we talking like solid fuel or a microwaved cuppa? Mm burning shuttles..
But I pissed her off Cos she loves Andy Hughes aka GQ man She was / is in love with him? poor girl! was it a passing phase or did / has it grown into more than just the wimsicle fantasy of a nubile young lady searching for that first spark of romance, and maybe more?
I dunno , I just made that up.
The man who wanted to be me (except in physical appearance!) He wanted to be you? are you sure your not making this up thrash? i find it a bit difficult... oh never mind. Yeh he had everything, long flowing hair, beautiful chiselled features And no talent! Poor boy.... I'm getting some buried bitterness here again, and actually im starting to feel a certain atraction myself, does he have a discussion list to himself as well? photos web site videos with horses?
Err.. he should do .. listserv@poncethievingbastards.com probably ah yeh that bitterness could be something to do with the tracks they stole off me... and the 250,000..and (apparently/allegedly) the gear Andy sold to fuel his coke habit... I'd have to be a saint not to be a little bit pissed off about that... Bitterness is another word to suppress the much needed critics of the industry.. Look at every musician over a certain age and I guarantee there will be a least two or three rip-off stories... I've just got more than my fair share :) I only talk about it on this list anyway Its my way of getting it all off my chess set :) In fact I was thinking of writing a little essay on it all Just to finally get it off to bed heheh But then I'd probably end up in court again.. So ill just post it all on here instead.. And then ill probably end up in court anyway Oh well they'll have to find me first... Mmm my favourite 101 music business stories.. Starting with my arse sticking out of two curtains And ending with a naked man running around the garden on coke scaring his mate's children whilst signing contracts to transfer someone else's money to a well-known gnarled solicitors bank account. Oh and maybe mention the t-shirt girl but don't mention the blow job in the car park. (edit out later)
The chi, lites? Oh come on.....fucking schlap head.. I believe they were a popular beat combo from the 50s and 60s. I will have to ask some young people to see if they are still top of the pops. Are you saying they / he was bald?
I dunno I'm Stoned out of my mind mmmmm
Why are these people so Scooby?
SCOOBY= Ain't got a bleedin SCOOBY maTE SCOOBY DOO=CLUE Ain't got a bloody scoobs No sorry you lost me there, is this more of your chirpy cock sparrow cockneyisms ME OLD MUCKER? INNIT COR BLIMEY GUV... no wonder they are all so depressed in east enders. BTW do you live near pauline and arthur? Yeh , they pop in to borrow sugar every now n then... I fucking hate eastenders and any soap opera In fact any propaganda tv shit is bollocks Fuck that I had to live with a girl that read the sun and watched those things And I never want to be exposed to that tripe again My religious education teacher was a man called Mr Stringer He was a very greasy man with tweed suits Who came to work in a Porsche And was constantly annoyed by young children Bouncing on the bonnet and setting the alarm off (me)