Pure gold, Kris!! :-) Had me busting up!! P.S. Don't quit your day job though 8>) _jason_
Im not a poet but heres my entry Into the poem time thing
Emily known as bluey Awfully sweet and gooey She liked me once But its all gone pooey
This poem could Get rude and gritty But I just feel sad No need to be shitty
But anyway, shes a bitch I've fucked her mum And it was up the bum
Blah blah bum dribble snot shit Poke er in the eye and... fuck right off with it
Metering is not my strongest Poems are all fucked up Seeping from the corner of the mouth of some damn schmuck
I didn't mean All that nasty stuff I just wanted love And some anal action
Im a senstive guy deep down I would love to love But I not sure how I mean what does it feel like?
I follows my penis wherever it goes It goes up it goes down I get dizzy and throw
The master speaks - I follow The master spits and you swallow If only the master could reach my lips No more need for humans or social trips
No more need to feel disdain For general joe schmuck In his armoured car of ignorance With the hoardes of hippo like wallowers Waving the flag of arrogance Eating his cast-offs, horny crumbs Like etch-a-sketch goldfish Wide open for anything they can get They can't see the glass Till their noses touch it