BERKELEY, CA-No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere. ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ "Political criticism is our enemies' best friend." Bernard Kerik incoming Director of Homeland Security, New York Newsday, 10/20/2003 "Let no one mention the questionableness of a military success against France!" - Hitler - Mein Kampf