[Orb] Happy New Year

Alan Evil said:

I'm hoping that all of you get lots of sex this year. I'm even hoping that it's sex you want to have. I'm even hoping that it's someone (or the group of people, small animal(s), and/or inanimate object(s)) you want to have sex with.

Is wanking considered as sex? The good thing is you do it with someone you like and who doesn't have a headache when asked? (...and it is even fantastic with a headache...)