I thrash(x-orb) hereby remove the x orb from the end of my name in a solemn and legally binding process that is nothing whatever to do with the frozen garden vegetables that will be the death of me This is really gonna be great stuff Not as good as nabokov Lolita but ok Not the sumptuous language of nabokov The sort of language that can describe a perverted view of a 7 yr old on a swing but somehow you don’t notice cos its just awesome... Look man your just not listening to me on the space shuttles man You'll see!! You mark me words sonny.. Cant wait to tell you about the great adventures we had .. back in the good old days** oh yessss those heady days of errr.. hmm cant remember now.. yeh errr drugs rmmmm err what was it oh yeh baldy bloke hmm cant think of .. oh no wait .. a girl a car park in palo alto ... hmmm nah leave that one aghhhh how sickening why cant you talk about something else? Its ten years ago for me .. who cares.. Im old and grey sitting in my chair surrounded by tissues Pizza stains down my shirt in my underpants.. Ko right ouch typo ermmm m'kay yeh err.. do her flmmm Someone forced some speed into my mouth last night And I think the whole things just unbearable.. anyway What? Uh? Yeh uh.. I know you No you don't don't like history, I love history im particularly into sumeria Hence I love the nazi reply postings on the battle for the mindless server Oh I know you don’t know what they are but well you should go and look at more stuff then.. ill send em to ya if ya want .. it’s a reply to some nazi kkk monkeys on kdx.. the kdx police tried to do all that hax0r shite . but I reckon the situation was resolved nicely by uploading bowling for columbine and intellectually attacking them.. much cleaner.. but a long time ago you were lugging equipment for Killing Joke you wot? When killing joke were twiddling about I was in school pissing the teachers off and running off to play pool and smoke fags and other cool things , yeh wow , we were cool ... respect.. yeh smoking .. that’s cool whoah .. whooooo! Wow yeh and listening to slayer n metallica.. and some other highly questionable bands.. like yngwie malmsteen... then the next minute your name is in small print on dozens of Cd's yeah , AND? Big deal .. didn’t get any fuckin money out of it anyway .. great so what I got my name on a fuckin cd, you wanna fuckin MEDAL!?!?!? You lookin at me funny??? Right that’s it im a comin over there im gonna brutally untie your trailer from the .. o sorry wrong meeting Errm yes the name in small print.. yeh I did actually ask the record company to print my name slightly bigger than alexs , but alas there was some last minute error at patercake printers and , well , it didn’t work out .. actually that be more accurately described as one minute your quite happy being a miserable teenager and then suddenly your forced into a world of music drugs and people trying to fuck you for as much cash as possible whilst smiling sweetly in your face.. And never a moments silence for what you actually WANT to do ,, which is what you love most in the world... beautiful beautiful music! In fact silence was so precious in those days we sometimes stopped the music.. . How did you go from roady to producer so fast? I was driving the truck dawn abbey road one day and I saw producer george martin wailing across the road with a turban on, so I made a quick decision and stepped on the gas a bit and caught the lucky blighter right round the head knocking him right up the air , great it was ! , should a seen it... so I steps out me van and me sassy to me selfs , well we’ll stick im in the back wun e? so I shoved im in there , took off his clothes first mind .... locked up the bac , got his gear on din I and just walked on in to abbey road as if everything was normal ... there was a slight commotion about some truck murder for a few days , but that was it... Were you doing music before this or was Alex so wasted (after a night of clubbing) one night, that that you took over the controls and told him "call that a mix, I'll show you how to mix?" and it all went from there? You wot don’t make me laugh alex couldn't mix to save his ass from a tyrannosaurus's hind leg jerking in an irritated spasm/scratch movement My mum can mix better than that , no serious *sHE CAN* Swear to god.. And anyway we mix on different mixers mine be de BIG one.. heheh I call it a bumbling mass of hilarity In fact this is cracking me up too much And I gotta go to bed before this speed wears off.. No but seriously on a positive serious note Forget the drugs Seriously though ... Alex was a good dj and he did fuck up his dj mixes constantly But somehow he got away with it He did add some great samples and things that made the orb The orb so there .. if ya wanna know stik it in yer pipe mate.. Cos dats all solid gold five star truth...every last word... Night [!-JuSt@bliP-!] Broadway Studios 28 ŦŎØťing High Street London SW17 0RG England kdx: justablip.dyndns.org ( www.haxial.com ) mail: mail@justablip.net search: www.justablip.co.uk/search/search.htm none of the opinions above are intended in any way to get me sued in anyway.. although fuck it man you wanna sue me .. fuckin come get it fuck face ill fuck you up mutha fucker, yeh? Well bitch.. you get your god dam a hole of a laywer out here and she can make an inventory of assets from my ass that’s right bitch you heard my ass I want an inventory .. this mail was automatically generated by yer mum -----Original Message----- From: orb-admin@mailman.xmission.com [mailto:orb-admin@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf Of Bbbrooo@aol.com Sent: 19 January 2003 05:23 To: orb@mailman.xmission.com Subject: [Orb] thrash - historical orb question + moon about to crash. hey thrash, I know you don't like history, but a long time ago you were lugging equipment for Killing Joke then the next minute your name is in small print on dozens of Cd's. How did you go from roady to producer so fast? Were you doing music before this or was Alex so wasted (after a night of clubbing) one night, that that you took over the controls and told him "call that a mix, I'll show you how to mix?" and it all went from there? Give us orb fans an insight into the early years (virgin first track, etc), if not that vice squad photo of you dressed up and surrounded by bunnies goes on e-bay!! ************** STARTLING ANNOUNCEMENT! The President has announced that - "because the moon may someday break out of orbit and crash into the earth I have decided to use our nookyalur arsenal to destroy it now". Average citizens grow increasingly alarmed! - "It's like some sort of phsycho killer in the sky!" A few liberals do raise timid objections, but of course, no one cares what they think - "They whine and complain about destroying the moon, but do they have any solutions?" "They probably just want us all to sit around and wait for the moon to fall right on our heads!" "crazy moon lovers!"................ tom tomorrow _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb@mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb