Since thrash has been on his cycle of abuse (see justablip.com posts from sept.. subj line "I'm shutting this down for good") I though a lil' suck-up might pick up his spirits. Until once again the cycle hits and the warm side of his house is covered in japanese ladybirds..... For answering this months Ask Auny Thrash will be getting these prizes: A DVD box-set of "Weapons of Ass Destruction" & "Weapons of Ass Destruction 2: Cock and Awe" Dear Aunty, I am an 18 year old homemaker and my huby recently confessed to a poop fetish. The thing is, he doesnt actually want real poop, he read another syndicated column were they talked about filling a condom full of food-colored potato mash and/or peanut butter and squatting over someone's face to simulate defecation. Should I settle for these Shit-nanigans, albeit fake ones, or should I leave him for a simple, lingerie fetish mate of better temperment. Yours truly, Sad Helpless Interested Tramp On really romantic nights of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. - Speed Levitch _________________________________________________________________ Get a FREE online virus check for your PC here, from McAfee. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963