Ahem...... There once was a bloke named Thrash Who soaked in a bath of potash He rubbed his majic lamp Til his toes were all cramped Oh how he yearned for that hot sweedish gash! Now his dick's a 30 cent stack of nickels With a head that looks just like Don Rickles (or LX) In position prone With cupped hand on his bone He squeeled like Elmo "Mmm THAT TICKLES!" Thick sweeds & water retention Will bring his flag pole to attention Follower not leader She forced him to eat her Or face flogging of unspeakable mention His "lipstick" covered with lacerations 'Checking for ticks' his codename for masturbation Steady diet of fish pie And "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" A TRUE MASTER of self degredation Take that you fuckin' nobba. I heard Pete Townsend loved his G5, that is until Scotland Yard confiscated it. Enjoy it while it lasts old man. Matt /Teddy _________________________________________________________________ Frustrated with dial-up? Get high-speed for as low as $29.95/month (depending on the local service providers in your area). https://broadband.msn.com