Sorry, the whole van thing is making me think that Kris could be Matt Foley's long lost brother. "Well, La-Dee-Frickin-DA!!!" Perhaps motivation speaking is yer path in life, Weston. Yer pal, Gel-Sol www.gel-sol.com
Them Chems aren't so much ugly as goofy looking. The Clash are still uglier all around than any of those guys, though. And the reason Thrash can't keep women isn't because he only lasts 20 seconds, though that sure the hell doesn't help matters, it's because he's so ugly they make him wear a bag over his head. And usually, after being in his company for a while they ask him to wear a plastic garbage bag over his head... with a rubber band around his neck. Or they ask him to lay face down in the tub and then they come stand on his head while they fill it with water. Luckily the kind of women that little Krissy attracts are generally either so tottering old they can't balance on his head or so wasted they can't stretch the rubber band over his head. But it's the same either way. They get so fucked up they really believe he's a pop star and that, "he's not THAT ugly" and then they go home with him (well, to his van, home, whatever) and have 20 seconds or less of glory, and realize they've made a huge mistake. This is often the next morning when they finally come to again and, just before projectile vomiting out of the van door, they see how huge (or should we say "small"?) and hideous their mistake was. The ones that come back again usually have more piercings than most people have pores, hate life, and feel they must punish themselves. They often bring their own trash bags and rubber bands but they have to get so incredibly drunk just to stand the sight of Krissy again that they have so far failed to suffocate the poor bastard. Of course he's always asleep about 25 seconds after he starts so he hasn't even realized these drunken women are trying to kill him. And it doesn't seem odd to him that all women that sleep with him wake up, look at him, and then vomit violently. That's all except for Clint's mom who really digs getting a 20 second ass reaming by what she affectionately calls "Krissy's Angry Little Pencil."
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