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OT: Very funny
by -<(::jason::)>- 05 Mar '04

05 Mar '04

Not sure if anyone has seen this, but I found it to be hilarious: http://www.bushflash.com/hercubush.html :-)

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Re: [Orb] Orb bootleg releases?
by Alan Evil 04 Mar '04

04 Mar '04

>Check my discog if you want tracklistings and such: >http://www.backsideoftheorb.com/index.php?view=bootlegs >they do contains ome rarer tracks, plus the live boots are nice to have... >=) >rachel Rachel, you are the most coolest chick ever. Is there much demand for passive solar house design up in your neck of the woods? Not only am I handy and a good (not great) musician but I'm an excellent cook. Just in case you're not satisfied with the local men, that is. Not like they're not lined up around the block already. Probably rich ones, too, with hot cars and massive houses. Never mind. You're too good for me. You always were. You take the house and the 1.5 kids. I'll keep the dog and live in a small apartment. As long as I've got your ear (if only it were more!) have you heard any release date for B&T in the U.S.? The Japanese release was pretty crappy but there was some potential in parts of the songs. ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich Folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU!

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RE: [Orb] Orb bootleg releases?
by Don Gagen 04 Mar '04

04 Mar '04

Most of them are early releases, demos, and rare remixes. They are all in Lazlo's discography and have been there for ages. You can get the full track listings there. I think most of them came out in the mid 1990s. Don -----Original Message----- From: orb-bounces+dgagen=ensemblestudios.com(a)mailman.xmission.com [mailto:orb-bounces+dgagen=ensemblestudios.com@mailman.xmission.com] On Behalf Of Alan Evil Sent: Thursday, March 04, 2004 12:28 AM To: orblist Subject: [Orb] Orb bootleg releases? Anyone know anything about these albums? I found them while trying to find an old picture of Kris that I could use to Photoshop onto a transexual's body. from www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/page054.html http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img394.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img395.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img396.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img397.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img398.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img399.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img400.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img401.jpg http://www.geocities.jp/pinkytanaka/img402.jpg Is there anything on these that's special? ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU!

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Steve Hillage
by Chromatest J. Pantsmaker 04 Mar '04

04 Mar '04

http://www.scampers.com/cyndustries/synapse/synapse.cfm?pic=synapse1613 speaking of the "ugliest musician" thread. Although, I have to say he's not ugly... Just really goofy looking.

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RE: [Orb] ugly wassas cont'd pt 2
by Fiddler on the Hoof 04 Mar '04

04 Mar '04

Yeah, he totally looks like he acts (if that picture on justablip was he). He is just bitter with Thrash cuz he erased his account there. He sorta reminds me of me about 6 years ago when I got booted off the list from smiley for posts like "my dick hurts." and stuff from my fukkmeharder@hotmail account. I have grown a lil older now. Godamnit alan, you're pictures on justablip, while funny, were not appropriate for casual posting at work etc.. giant clitoris pics and cumshots don't fly. (not until later at least). > >Gawd I love to hate you, I think it's because you make it so easy. > > >----Original Message Follows---- >From: "Alan Evil" <alanevil(a)bellsouth.net> >Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 21:46:53 -0800 > >...Anyway, along came Alex Paterson and Kwissy began >pulling feces out of his loaded stockings and throwing them while >screaming, >"You bad bad bad man!" This just totally freaked out Clint's mom who had >actually been turned on by the Catholic schoolgirl thing. She ripped the >bag off her head (causing gasps and gags from everyone), told Kris that it >was over and stomped out. Kwissy didn't notice, though, as he was still >trying to hit LX with a good, solid turd but since he throws like a >retarded >girl he was mostly just getting shit on his pumps and in his hair. All the >while LX was saying, "Hey, why don't you stop playing with that poop and >crying and come do a decent song for me so I can claim I did it and not pay >you?" About this time one of the tattooed, pierced, scarred, burned and, >uh, well fucking ugly and crazy women that had the mistake of going home >with Kris saw him and, after vomiting, hit Kris in the face with a car. >Oh, >did I mention she was driving? No? Well, she was. Anyway, that's why >Kris >looks so much better lately. He got hit in the face with a car. That and >he stopped wearing that plaid skirt with the white blouse. The leather >straitjacket with the business suit is a much better look for him, don't >you >think? _________________________________________________________________ One-click access to Hotmail from any Web page download MSN Toolbar now! http://clk.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200413ave/direct/01/

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Re: [Orb] Orb bootleg releases?
by Fiddler on the Hoof 04 Mar '04

04 Mar '04

I seriously feel so sorry for rachel. She works so hard and on the drop of a hat answers your relevant questions and how do we thank her? By publishing dime store transexual detective stories from the desk of alan evil. (i'm just as guilty as him of shoveling trip onto here). Keep sorting through the static rach! How did your Air party(s) go? >From: rachel <rachel(a)migoto.com> >Check my discog if you want tracklistings and such: > >http://www.backsideoftheorb.com/index.php?view=bootlegs > >they do contains ome rarer tracks, plus the live boots are nice to have... > >=) >rachel > >_______________________________________________ >Orb mailing list >Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com >http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb _________________________________________________________________ Get business advice and resources to improve your work life, from bCentral. http://special.msn.com/bcentral/loudclear.armx

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Orb bootleg releases?
by Alan Evil 03 Mar '04

03 Mar '04

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RE: [Orb] ugly wassas cont'd pt 2
by Mr. Littlefeat 03 Mar '04

03 Mar '04

Gawd I love to hate you, I think it's because you make it so easy. ----Original Message Follows---- From: "Alan Evil" <alanevil(a)bellsouth.net> Reply-To: What were the skies like when you were young?<orb(a)mailman.xmission.com> To: "orblist" <orb(a)mailman.xmission.com> Subject: [Orb] ugly wassas cont'd pt 2 Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2004 21:46:53 -0800 ...Anyway, along came Alex Paterson and Kwissy began pulling feces out of his loaded stockings and throwing them while screaming, "You bad bad bad man!" This just totally freaked out Clint's mom who had actually been turned on by the Catholic schoolgirl thing. She ripped the bag off her head (causing gasps and gags from everyone), told Kris that it was over and stomped out. Kwissy didn't notice, though, as he was still trying to hit LX with a good, solid turd but since he throws like a retarded girl he was mostly just getting shit on his pumps and in his hair. All the while LX was saying, "Hey, why don't you stop playing with that poop and crying and come do a decent song for me so I can claim I did it and not pay you?" About this time one of the tattooed, pierced, scarred, burned and, uh, well fucking ugly and crazy women that had the mistake of going home with Kris saw him and, after vomiting, hit Kris in the face with a car. Oh, did I mention she was driving? No? Well, she was. Anyway, that's why Kris looks so much better lately. He got hit in the face with a car. That and he stopped wearing that plaid skirt with the white blouse. The leather straitjacket with the business suit is a much better look for him, don't you think? ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU! _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb _________________________________________________________________ Get a FREE online computer virus scan from McAfee when you click here. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963

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ugly wassas cont'd pt 2
by Alan Evil 03 Mar '04

03 Mar '04

...Anyway, along came Alex Paterson and Kwissy began pulling feces out of his loaded stockings and throwing them while screaming, "You bad bad bad man!" This just totally freaked out Clint's mom who had actually been turned on by the Catholic schoolgirl thing. She ripped the bag off her head (causing gasps and gags from everyone), told Kris that it was over and stomped out. Kwissy didn't notice, though, as he was still trying to hit LX with a good, solid turd but since he throws like a retarded girl he was mostly just getting shit on his pumps and in his hair. All the while LX was saying, "Hey, why don't you stop playing with that poop and crying and come do a decent song for me so I can claim I did it and not pay you?" About this time one of the tattooed, pierced, scarred, burned and, uh, well fucking ugly and crazy women that had the mistake of going home with Kris saw him and, after vomiting, hit Kris in the face with a car. Oh, did I mention she was driving? No? Well, she was. Anyway, that's why Kris looks so much better lately. He got hit in the face with a car. That and he stopped wearing that plaid skirt with the white blouse. The leather straitjacket with the business suit is a much better look for him, don't you think? ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU!

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ugly wassas cont'd pt 1
by Alan Evil 03 Mar '04

03 Mar '04

So then Kwissy started dressing in a Catholic schoolgirl outfit, complete with fishnet stockings and high heels in the hopes one of the overly pierced and tattooed female humans that actually decided to become violently ill more than once with him might actually like him. Of course all his birds are so shitfaced they wouldn't know if he were wearing a tribal shaman outfit with a sharp bone through his head... I mean, nose. Well, they wouldn't really notice if it was through his torso, to tell you the truth. Poor little Kwissy just wants to be loved but he's more hideous than that ugly thing in that book by that guy. You know, that thing that won't eat you if you throw a towel over your head. That and the amazingly small penis. But we won't mention that because it's embarrassing. So anyway, he's wearing this schoolgirl thing, hoping against hope that the tight stockings will make his erection visible, when he runs into his Mum while he's buying a package of finger cots to use for condoms. Man was he oblivious. His mother just looked at him with utter contempt and spat, "I knew it all along you little sodomite." Then she slapped Clint's mother and blamed her. Clint's mom just giggled because she had an orgasm when she was slapped. The blow knocked the bag half off her hideous head but still she giggled. You see, this is the secret of Clint's mom and Thrash. She has orgasms whenever violently jiggled and since that's about the only way to describe Kwissy's sad attempts at love making you can see why she doesn't mind getting it from Thrash. Well, "getting it" may be a bit strong of a term. "Getting a sad, small, and pathetic simulation of 'it'" is more like it. So she doesn't mind the physical contact with Kris because she has orgasms after the five or six thrusts he can manage if he's lucky and since they both wear bags over their heads when together he isn't really sure who it is he's giving it to. ... ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU!

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