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OT Mitch Hedberg
by Highest Shamen Demonitator 22 Mar '04

22 Mar '04

http://www.mitchhedberg.net/ Has anyone heard of Mitch Hedberg? He is sorta the stoner comic, a comic's comic if you will. He is kinda like Steve Wright (the guy on the couch). Here are some sample of his comedy and if he is touring near you go see him. He is from St Paul MN here and just a fucking heroin OD waiting to happen. I was walking down the street with my friend and he said "I hear music." As though there's any other way to take it in. You're not special. That's how I receive it too...I tried to taste it, but it did not work... I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit. I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here. One time a guy handed me a picture of himself, and he said, "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I am older. You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera... Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It is very dangerous to wave to people you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. "Look what I got motherfucker, this thing is useful...I'm gonna go pick something up" I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill... I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips... I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something like, 222-2222. I would say sweet. People would say, "Mitch, how do I get ahold of you?" I would say, "Press 2 for a while, and when I answer, you will know that you have pressed 2 enough" I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs. I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid-back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut em up." An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." more at www.students.bucknell.edu/jbfisher/mitch.htm _________________________________________________________________ MSN Toolbar provides one-click access to Hotmail from any Web page FREE download! http://clk.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200413ave/direct/01/

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Squarepuss orb sample
by Matt Schleffer 22 Mar '04

22 Mar '04

I notice the neat thing about this hippie is he doesnt forget his humble roots. Like him or not, sampling "even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day," and Pink Floyd's Echo whale calls is chilling. On track 11 of his new album District Line II He samples the Orb's 'welcome to blancor jungle' tagline. Very goosbumpy when it hits you. matty _________________________________________________________________ Find a broadband plan that fits. Great local deals on high-speed Internet access. http://click.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200360ave/direct/01/

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Re: [Orb] (great big) Queen (Matt Schlanger Remix)
by Matt Schleffer 22 Mar '04

22 Mar '04

>>ah you wankstain >>you actually made me laugh this morning >>batdance hehehehehe yeah, i play the dozens. 1000 bad jokes and 1 funny one (usually about your mom's water bowl). Please tell us a good story... like about the prince remix's or what Andy Weatherall is like... come on you PROMISED!!! (even if its more youth tales, like how he got the dark circles around his eyes). Or what you meant by "ish" in that interview at LX's flat when asked about drugs beside pot. >>love you >>couldnt live without you >>what would i wipe my ass with? Thats the closest thing to a complement I've got in a while, thanks bird.. by the way, my real name is Schieffer not schleffer so.. If you wanna poke fun, I guess you can call me Reefer, or Shifner, or Shaft fur. >>yeah actually i was formerly known as thrash ok >>now im 1 smtpe frame of silence >>its all in the forum if you cared to look rather than littering it with >>inane bolloks Someone mentioned you like Goldfrapp? Well I noticed the credits on Utopia Ep and Felt Mountain show a Chris Weston for additional production and such... would that me ye? _________________________________________________________________ FREE pop-up blocking with the new MSN Toolbar get it now! http://clk.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200415ave/direct/01/

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Prince (Thrash remix)
by Matt Schleffer 21 Mar '04

21 Mar '04

Send in the clown... bring in the clown.. Hey, hows the Erotic City mix going thrash? or was it Batdance? Eitherway, our hometown homo himself just got inducted into the music hall of fame and is simal-casting his live show in theatres all over minneapolis and the world when he retires some of his more 'libacious' and rauncy songs for good. Say goodbye to Raspberry Berret cuz the Religious Zealot has flipped his little wig. if it interests you, me it barely does, check out these The Minnesota rock star plans to broadcast his concert in Los Angeles live via satellite to 32 Regal Cinema theaters around the country. http://www.kmsp.com/news/local/story.asp?content_id=1623349 or hall of fame shots http://www.kmsp.com/news/local/story.asp?content_id=1624081 > >(scroll) (scroll) >-- > > )) > (( > c[_] bLiP > > www.justablip.co.uk >On 18 Mar 2004, at 00:16, a0jade wrote: > >>or mabye we have to wait until rhythm and tone can be applied to >>our touch sences - and at the end of an album it gives you an orgasm! >>or mabye all the way through - i wouldnt mind DU DU DU DU then >>hahahahahahaahaa ahhhhhhhhh >> >>music that makes you laugh - cant beat that ! funny samples !! >>dancing and laughing at the same time is cool !! making love whilst >>dancing >>whilst laughin , tripin y head off whilst sky diving - !!! >> >>y get a free sky divin pass in the album and a choice of birds and drugs!! >> >>now that id buy!!!! On really romantic nights of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. - Speed Levitch _________________________________________________________________ Is your PC infected? Get a FREE online computer virus scan from McAfee® Security. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963

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hello
by Janko 20 Mar '04

20 Mar '04

hi to everyone...for a start is there any ORB ftp for "other" audio-video files, like disenchanted for fsol? Janko ps Alan, thank you a lot...Evil doesn't suit you

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Mullet baby
by Matt Schleffer 20 Mar '04

20 Mar '04

Thanks Al. You really look like, well, EvilAl.

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trolls explained
by Alan Evil 20 Mar '04

20 Mar '04

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OT super mullet
by Alan Evil 20 Mar '04

20 Mar '04

Message: 1 Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 11:08:30 -0600 From: "Matt Schleffer" <hydrallus(a)hotmail.com> Subject: [Orb] rate me' mullet To: orb(a)mailman.xmission.com Message-ID: <Law9-F179RQAOCop3wy00001d56(a)hotmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OMGLHYR&key=ANN Now is your change to get revenge on the hydrallus, or stiffler as they call me at work.... rate me and be truthfull.. I know aunty is going to rate me low, but thats just we are broken up. Had a big row about who sleeps in the wet spot last night. You look like Superbaby! ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ Rich Folks and Huge Corporations care about YOU!

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Flame tip of the day
by Chaka the Beast 20 Mar '04

20 Mar '04

http://www.creditboards.com if you are bored, and want to see some idiots trying to justify not paying their bills and being the 'victim.' then go here. I got banned cuz I am a bill collector and they feel as though we are evil. Well we are on the same rung as fluffers and gay porn stars, but mostly chill. Does anyone here have debt problems? I would surprised if they had much issue, since you all are intelligent enough to avoid credit pitfalls to begin with. It is hard though, when your university's lobby is full of people giving free T's or candy bars to fill out a credit app. I say cash for everything. Does UK have the US's debt/banko load problems? I bet you UK people would laugh so hard at the Bush ads that air in the '17 battleground states.' Bush walking around casualy, reiterating his "with or against us" campaign. What a crock. orb grrrrrrl turned hermaphrodite (chicks with dicks that put ours to shame). chaka _________________________________________________________________ Check out MSN PC Safety & Security to help ensure your PC is protected and safe. http://specials.msn.com/msn/security.asp

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New music, if you care
by Highest Shamen Demonitator 20 Mar '04

20 Mar '04

Got some new music as I have been desperate. Not very original since all prety much Warp. Luke Vibert 'Yoseph' Someone here says he can do no wrong, prob right. Good album, despite heavy on the robot voice. Squarepusher "Ultravistor" Its like a bass solo album, always good (unless its Billy Sheehan doing Memories on a fretless, oh for that 15 quid back) I know some of you hate 'the hippy.' Its kinda jam band ish, wrong turn.. Savath + Savalas ; Its Spanish Prefuse... with John Herndon and others drinking absenth and smoking hash... some very good ambient stuff listees would like to dowload, I always like flamenco and such. Erica Badu Worldwide Undergroun- Fucking great stoner music, my god its so... stoned. I got some of this Bubble Funk weed that goes good with it. Whats the deal with Seefeel 'Spangle'? I never heard any seefeel and every compilation has a remix and... its nutty. Also, has any Weatherall/Tenniswood fans heard 'Peppered With Spastic Magic"? I want to know if thats good. On the subject of remix'd to death albums, does anyone here like Red Snapper? They are the best, me thinks, but too many remix's and odd releases. Arent they broken up? The Red Snapper Redone has some nice stitching and inlay, but is it good? They're had a few recent releases. Thanks for you Thyme! _________________________________________________________________ Get rid of annoying pop-up ads with the new MSN Toolbar FREE! http://clk.atdmt.com/AVE/go/onm00200414ave/direct/01/

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